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BidensDeadBrain 12 points ago +12 / -0

Wait, I thought the Bee was parody?

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CovfefeAnon 8 points ago +8 / -0

Today's biting satire, tomorrow's grimdark reality.

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Dereliction 3 points ago +3 / -0

AHhahahaha

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Mamapedia 5 points ago +5 / -0

She/he (?) Is the stuff of nightmares. I can't fathom the level of idiocy or depravity that would be necessary for a parent to subject their innocent children to one of these fuckers at "story hour".

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AnointedVisions 4 points ago +5 / -1

I wish they would go back to satire. This kind of raw journalism is a weird switch for the Bee.

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Wrexxis780 2 points ago +2 / -0

They need to stop being prophetic

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MeesterNeusbaum86 2 points ago +2 / -0

What if the satanic drag queen is too busy bc they got a gig on The Masked Singer?

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shlorbats 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good luck not getting raped.

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Monzie 2 points ago +2 / -0

When jokes become reality. Or close to it.