They wouldn't make it past the research and planning phase because they'd all get perpetually caught up talking about how landing on Mars would make them FEEL.
Extremely accurate. It's not even a joke, that's how it would happen especially these days. Women can't be involved with engineering and manufacturing projects. Trying to involve my wife in simple home improvement projects turns into an endless series of hang-ups where we have to stop and talk about how it made her feel when I gave her a task to do or how I touched up a spot of wood stain without involving her in that decision-making process.... Ugh.
Go for a drive, look around, everything you see and touch was made by men.
The bank you drove up to, the road your drove on, the home you left, the car you drove up in and even the lawn at that bank mowed by a man.
Yes of course there are exceptions but if anyone on this planet had to bet their lives on if a man or woman made it, every sane person would bet on a man.
And a woman has the audacity to take that first step onto Mars. Pathetic.
We have different strengths and weaknesses, developed over millennia, the further we deviate from them the worse we do as a species.
It's one thing to include women some of them are competent. But if you want an example of a woman only engineering project look up the bridge in Florida where they did that. Any company that designs vehicles or infrastructure or anything and uses affirmative action (cough Boeing) stay the fuck away from their products if you value your life I am not kidding
The soyence fiction fantasy that human life on other planets is imminent is something only an total moron could possibly believe in. NASA is just a big excuse to launder stolen tax money.
Like Nasa is going to get to Mars before SpaceX, China or ULA, fat chance. That said, colony missions like SpaceX are going to be close to 50/50 men/women anyway, so it's a high chance.
Why does it matter if it's a man or woman, provided he or she proves capable and met the same standards set for the mission?
Personally I don't care if it's a woman, but it better damn we'll be the most sciency dyke there is and not some barbie blonde retard on tiktok the whole way there.
It makes sense, sort of. When submarines were 1st developed, they planned on using female crews, whereas they take up a lot less space, and use a lot less oxygen, so it's easier. Guess it's was too hard to find someone to ask for directions underwater, so they nixed it
That ugly girl Grimes who Musk just had a kid with recently said she wants to die on Mars. Maybe he is planning to launch her beyond orbit to see how it works out.
Rockets look too phallic, they're a monument to patriarchy, i demand all rockets to be redesigned to look like a vagina aerodynamics be damned!!! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
On the movie "planet of the apes" the man crashed the rocket like three times and the monkey proved to be a better astronaut than the man.....hilarious....of course the monkey wasn't required to figure out how to fix the spacecraft.....
They wouldn't make it past the research and planning phase because they'd all get perpetually caught up talking about how landing on Mars would make them FEEL.
Extremely accurate. It's not even a joke, that's how it would happen especially these days. Women can't be involved with engineering and manufacturing projects. Trying to involve my wife in simple home improvement projects turns into an endless series of hang-ups where we have to stop and talk about how it made her feel when I gave her a task to do or how I touched up a spot of wood stain without involving her in that decision-making process.... Ugh.
Trade her in on a newer model.
When they hit 40 you can swap them for two 20 year olds. Go for it!
Where are these 20 year olds??????????????????????????
At the local shooting range or at work as they aren’t part of the FSA.
Lol well she is my wife, she's the most important person in my life.
The most important person in your life should be you.
Truthful statement but you know what I mean.
The thing most important to me is seeing her experience joy
Houston, I..I like, can't even right now.
nice :-)
Not so fast, what color woman? Nothing is more important than someone’s genitalia and skin color when space travel is concerned. 🤡
Melanin will help survive the radiation belt.
And act as a natural space camouflage against racist aliens
It’s probably going to be a transgender woman.
Lets see. Sending a woman out to an unknown destination to see if its safe yet for the men? Sounds pretty smart of men TBH.
I’m an older pede, I’ve worked with a lot of engineers over the years. A good amount were female. I’d say about 75% of them were not good engineers.
An all female team MIGHT be successful in this endeavor because the technology already exists (thanks to men).
If this was the moon landing in 60’s it would fail and fail spectacularly.
As someone who works with some female engineers (mech/civil) now I can confirm this is accurate.
Projects with male engineers vs female are night and day in my shop
If the rockets works? I think they'd have a better chance than most men.
Mars is a 175 million mile long trip, and most women aren't averse to an occasional stop to ask for directions. That could be a huge factor.
As long as they've got some Alanis Morissete music and can stream every episode of Sex in the City, I think they've got a damn good shot at it.
Sadly, no more steely eyed missile men. That's why it's taken us so long to get up out there again.
Quick! Send all the women to Mars!
Rocket she gets there on will still be shaped like a penis. Thanks, Physics.
hilarious
When that day comes, the woman will actually be a man that took the place of a real woman because muh "identify as". 🤡🌌
It's MA'AMartian!!
That's a winner right there.
I can think of a few women I'd like to send to another planet as long as they don't come back.....
All my former girlfriends :-((((((((
Go for a drive, look around, everything you see and touch was made by men.
The bank you drove up to, the road your drove on, the home you left, the car you drove up in and even the lawn at that bank mowed by a man.
Yes of course there are exceptions but if anyone on this planet had to bet their lives on if a man or woman made it, every sane person would bet on a man.
And a woman has the audacity to take that first step onto Mars. Pathetic.
We have different strengths and weaknesses, developed over millennia, the further we deviate from them the worse we do as a species.
The left would call that a symptom of the patriarchy.
They are welcome to try some utopia where this is reversed.
The results would be worse than Africa.
It's one thing to include women some of them are competent. But if you want an example of a woman only engineering project look up the bridge in Florida where they did that. Any company that designs vehicles or infrastructure or anything and uses affirmative action (cough Boeing) stay the fuck away from their products if you value your life I am not kidding
We'll see what women still agrees to be first... Psst, women are not born stupid.
Hmmm ... that's interesting. That woman could end up taking a lot of shit. "You're a quota pioneer," etc.
Yep, not a good position for her...
The soyence fiction fantasy that human life on other planets is imminent is something only an total moron could possibly believe in. NASA is just a big excuse to launder stolen tax money.
It should be a man for no reason on than the saying "Men are from mars..."
That's such a FANTASTIC idea, why stop there? Let them all be BIPOC women! I mean, at this point why would we do it any other way?!!?
LMAO...mars? we can't even get to the moon. mind as well say that a chimpanzee will be the first to land on mars.
Just wait until she lands and locks the keys in the capsule. One step for...OH SHIT!
Huston? Do we have OnStar?
It's already been done. The Florida International University pedestrian bridge
I came to reference this. What a disaster of diversity hiring.
Like Nasa is going to get to Mars before SpaceX, China or ULA, fat chance. That said, colony missions like SpaceX are going to be close to 50/50 men/women anyway, so it's a high chance.
Are they still going to Mars though? Last i heard nasa houses illegal immigrants now.
Inb4 government waste and bickering means SpaceX lands a qualified astronaut on Mars before NASA can even choose a female candidate.
Imagine if she starts bitching to ground control halfway through the trip.
Count on it.
Unpopular opinion inbound....
Why does it matter if it's a man or woman, provided he or she proves capable and met the same standards set for the mission?
Personally I don't care if it's a woman, but it better damn we'll be the most sciency dyke there is and not some barbie blonde retard on tiktok the whole way there.
It makes sense, sort of. When submarines were 1st developed, they planned on using female crews, whereas they take up a lot less space, and use a lot less oxygen, so it's easier. Guess it's was too hard to find someone to ask for directions underwater, so they nixed it
That ugly girl Grimes who Musk just had a kid with recently said she wants to die on Mars. Maybe he is planning to launch her beyond orbit to see how it works out.
There’s a short story in the book “Forbidden Thoughts” that involves an astronaut chosen only for gender and skin color. Eerily accurate! Great book all around. https://conservativelibertarianfictionalliance.com/2017/01/04/forbidden-thoughts-star-studded-anthology-is-published/
They'll never get past the Van Allen belts alive anyway.
Rockets look too phallic, they're a monument to patriarchy, i demand all rockets to be redesigned to look like a vagina aerodynamics be damned!!! Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Women don't deserve all this promotion.
Rockets that won’t fly due to the poorer math skills of women and minorities are racist!
Like that footbridge that collapsed
Someone Hass to be the sacrificial lamb
Well I'm fine with that as long as they are physically and mentally fit. As long as its a real woman not a dude with tits im all for it.
Actually I have a dear friend who is an actual rocket scientist. She’s completely one of us pedes with 3 freaking MBA’s. Smartest woman I know.
Loves Trump, guns and telemetry in that order. But I have a serious feeling she’s a unicorn if you know what I mean.
I've said for years that there is no way in hell that the first person to set foot on Mars will be a straight, white, Christian male.
You can forget the last two. It's the first one that's going to get the job done.
Give them that Christa McAuliffe treatment.
The first person they try to send to Mars is probably going to die sooooo
On the movie "planet of the apes" the man crashed the rocket like three times and the monkey proved to be a better astronaut than the man.....hilarious....of course the monkey wasn't required to figure out how to fix the spacecraft.....
Almost every idea I've heard this year has been bad.....
Send a tranny lmao, men win again!
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