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Bigpoppatrump420 51 points ago +51 / -0

I'm surprised that collectively it's taken them this long to come up with this excuse.

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AnointedVisions 34 points ago +35 / -1

My sister told me last year at the peak of the chimp-out that I was a conspiracy theorist for saying BLM was marxist, and then she told me all the rioters were actually Republicans trying to make antifa look bad. All over the country, in all those Democrat cities.

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Skogin 24 points ago +24 / -0

Never go full retard.

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Bigpoppatrump420 17 points ago +17 / -0

That's insane. It really does suck to discover all these people close to us are living in an alternate reality.

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AnointedVisions 9 points ago +10 / -1

It's most of my family, really

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BlackPillBot 6 points ago +6 / -0

And they cancel out your vote.

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Shalomtoyou 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think Freedom Toons actually did an episode on that...

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AngelMark 2 points ago +2 / -0

My mother was told by CNN that they were Trump supporters burning looting cities!

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Maenard 8 points ago +8 / -0

You don't remember the Michael Brown footage in the gas station was "Clearly CGI" according to the family? That claim has been used several times in high profile cases that become news.

I want to say it was used when those three girls stole a car and drove into a lake in a graveyard.

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jerrycan111 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, are you really THAT surprised?

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projectarcturus1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Low iq, low impulse control will do that.

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the-new-style 1 point ago +1 / -0

The date on it is 2018

There sure are a lot of reposts lately

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Bigpoppatrump420 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doesn't make it less relevant.

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StackingCommies 21 points ago +21 / -0

I would say I'm surprised that this got 18k likes. But, I'm not. There are retards everywhere and they love breeding.

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Despitetospite 19 points ago +20 / -1

Q anon

blue anon

N anon

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CahalTheMad 8 points ago +8 / -0

Retard-tier mental gymnastics. I honestly believe that lefturds are becoming more stupid and delusional every day. Unless, thus is one of those turds making shit up to incite more mass murders of White People.

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Maenard 4 points ago +4 / -0

Axiomatic thought is the problem here. If you always stop at a red light, then any video of you running a red light must be camera trickery, a body double, or faked in some way.

"I always stop at red lights, so that video of me running the light with a hooker using my clearly visible driver's license to chop a line of coke in a vehicle with the exact make, model, year, and busted fender can't be me. I always stop at red lights, you see. Maybe someone stole my car and bought a mask of my face, because it wasn't me. They ran a red light, and I don't do that. It's possible that I was under the control of someone who piloted my body for a time with hypnosis, but I DONT RUN RED LIGHTS SO IT CANT BE ME."

It's either admit she isn't part of the benevolent master race, or find any possible reason why the truth isn't true. "WE CALL EACHOTHER BROTHER AND SISTER, WE CANT POSSIBLY MURDER OUR OWN 40 TIMES MORE THAN THE NEXT CLOSEST RACE. BROTHERS AND SISTERS DONT MURDER EACH OTHER OVER CASH, DRUGS, RAGE, OR SHOES"

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King_Kek 18 points ago +18 / -0

Is that O.J.?

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BaconRingBandit 7 points ago +7 / -0

YOU GOT JUICED!!!

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Zhongda 17 points ago +17 / -0

Oh boy, that was three years ago. Imagine all the ooga booga that exists now.

A shame that we have these objects called cell phones that capture video.

But yeah, we will go with white cops wearing silicone masks......

If these creatures actually had brains they would be dangerous.

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CahalTheMad 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ghetto trash loves to video record Whites while trying to set them with inciting language and even physical attacks. Then they edit that shit out and only upload the White victim's reaction and say, "white racist attacked me for no reason" and retards believe it.

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New1account1old1user 11 points ago +11 / -0

Make up artists have deep roots of corruption in police departments

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GWNorthman 9 points ago +9 / -0

BAHAHAHAHA!!! Holy hell.

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GhostOfMyFormerSelf 9 points ago +9 / -0

$500??? I could find someone in the hood to do it for half that.

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GODwins76 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol. I was thinking the same shit!

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Hoakster1 8 points ago +8 / -0

AND WE'RE THE CONSPIRACY THEORISTS???

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TomWolfsTinyDick 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm confused, does this mean George Floyd was actually a white guy wearing a black mask?

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independentbystander 5 points ago +5 / -0

Correct. And Chauvin is a "self-hating white" who put his knee on the neck of a fellow white police officer (wearing a $500 jogger mask) to slander the reputation of George Floyd with a false-flag incident.

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 6 points ago +6 / -0

And shouting "this is MAGA country"!

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FightingTeuton 5 points ago +5 / -0

What the fuck did I just read? they are bat shit crazy!

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Magamom2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

WOW! What an idiot

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Brotherhoodlum 4 points ago +4 / -0

The NFL is actually all-white. That's why they mostly live in predominately white neighborhoods.

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Tweedlethree 4 points ago +4 / -0

This must be the new talking points. We will be hearing this from MSM on a continuous loop. The stories just get crazier and crazier. The "its the victims fault for not giving up their stuff and claiming on the insurance" must not have resonated as planned.

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the-new-style 2 points ago +2 / -0

New

2018

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FamburgerHelper 4 points ago +4 / -0

There are a lot of completely crazy people on Twitter.

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AnointedVisions 2 points ago +3 / -1

And elsewhere

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EpsteinDidntKillHS 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Your enemy"

Meaning white people. She's literally so fucking racist and is clueless.

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marishiten 3 points ago +3 / -0

lul. That's a shitty looking mask. I was hoping for some like ... Mission Impossible level stuff by now. That'd be legit as fuck.

You can clearly tell it's a mask.

On top of that, the cops usually catch those motherfuckers and trust me, they'll know if it's a mask or not when it comes time for booking and processing.

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Not_The_FBI 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, that's just it. The cops DO catch them! But when they figure out that they're white... They let them go. White Privilege! How hard is this to understand!?!?

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wassa78 2 points ago +2 / -0

This fucking heifer...

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AnointedVisions 2 points ago +3 / -1

LITERALLY

DINDU

NUFFIN

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monkeycat2010 2 points ago +2 / -0

DE NILE is actually a river in Africa.

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ShadowyMrBlank 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was framed, I tells ya!

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minotaurbeach 2 points ago +2 / -0

What is- the Mossad?

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me-no-likely3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably a Chinese bot

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RedPillosopher1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine being that retarded.

Can we please, PLEEEEEEASE just start shooting the degenerates already.

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ObongoForPrison2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

"You should've learned your place on the fucking basketball court."

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Former_Libtard 2 points ago +2 / -0

Obviously.

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ObongoForPrison2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah. I'm sure that's it.

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wethedownvoted 2 points ago +2 / -0

all the ones in prison are wearing masks too

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RedNexican247 2 points ago +2 / -0

Olympic gold metal mental gymnastics right there.

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chuckie_cnote 2 points ago +2 / -0

And black men are wearing white masks and sneaking into the suburbs and raising healthy families.

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Maenard 2 points ago +2 / -0

That explains why those communities never turn the shooters in, because they are people that don't exist and have never been in the community. Hold up. Let me try again...

Ahem- That explains why police can't find a witness regardless of how many people saw the shootings. They dont want to turn in white people who look like black people. Fuck. Still bad.

What about this!? That explains why white guys are always serial killers, because the same guy in a mask is going around like the Punisher and icing both sides of a gang as his full time day job, and night job. Ok. The sheer volume means each white guy with a mask is killing like 50 black people across an entire half of the state every night.

This crazy woman must not know how many black male shooters there are and how many victims that saw a black male as the shooter. It's like 45 shootings a weekend day in some cities. How many white people dressed like black people would it take? How many masks would need to exist? Tens of thousands per year. Tens of thousands spread across ONLY cities.
But wait!

Maybe it is actually ASIANS! someone should see if they can get her to concede it may be Asians so she can have the full wrath of Twitter dropped in her lap.

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chicago crime statistics are unbelievable. Their most recent "Homicide Clearance Rate" is from 2019, with 12.2% for murderers charged with their crimes (no info as of yet on the conviction/plea-bargain/probation rate.)

That means approximately 88% of the time in 2019 Chicago homicides, there was no suspect charged (almost 9 out of 10.)

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Shaffro 2 points ago +2 / -0

What a moron.

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Joeybuffet 2 points ago +2 / -0

As my mother used to say, that's a special kind of stupid right there.

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D0ntdrugtest 2 points ago +2 / -0

So? What did they use to rob the bank to get the cash for the mask to rob the banks with? Chicken or the egg

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, duh!

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Deplorable002 1 point ago +1 / -0

White or black, if I see anyone looking like a 12” G.I.JOE doll.

I’m gonna mostly peaceful protest it’s ass alive!

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Socialismsuckz 1 point ago +1 / -0

New levels of insanity.

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Skerch99 1 point ago +1 / -0

This idea will get picked up and used by MSM, mark my words. Still...one retarded bitch, just gotta add that!

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MeesterNeusbaum86 1 point ago +1 / -0

I knew it! It's all Justin Trudeau and Jimmy Kimmel

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HadrianTheGreat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shes retarded.

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PeruvianNeckTie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yo this lady is fucking demented.

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xBigCoffinHunter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whew

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOLWUT? hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

PEAK DINDUNUFFIN

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Rocks_vs_Uzis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol this bitch is retarded! It's black gang members blasting each other in Chicago. These motherfuckers rap about it all the time. Gangster and rapper FBG Duck made a song (before he was killed) called "Dead Bitches" where he described eyewitness accounts of rival gang members being gunned down in the streets of Chicago with such specificity that there is no doubt these stories are all true. Listen to the lyrics.

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8thGenPatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

This has to be satire... Right?

Nobody could possibly be this stupid... Right?

I mean, if someone actually believed this, they probably wouldn't even be able to post this due to the copious amounts of drool shorting our their keyboard.

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Kerra_Holt 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!! 'Kay!

I fucking knew it. I called it. It's all evil white people!

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GontMawr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bo Selecta!