It snowed today...

08:00 - I made a snowman.

08:04 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

08:09 - So, then I made a snow woman.

08:12 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified all women everywhere.

08:16 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy-fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

08:19 - The transgender man-women asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

08:23 - The hippies next door berated me for not being "green" by using coal to make the eyes.

08:26 - The vegans at the end-of-the-lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and are not to decorate snow figures with.

08:28 - I was then being called a racist because the snow couple are white.

08:31 - The middle-eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up.

08:40 - The police arrived saying someone had been offended.

08:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

08:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

08:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I knew the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and so now I am now called a sexist.

09:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe, sensibility-offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

09:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were then taken by social services.

09:29 - Far-left protesters offended by everything, marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.