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JwPATX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just waiting to cast my vote for president camacho. Should be soon by the looks of things.

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GoldenStateCrusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

They only thought it was 500 years into the future because they made time racist and reinvented it

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AgorismIsTheFuture 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey kids. Instead of having your parents make you a healthy breakfast consisting of bacon, eggs, & fruit, why not have a bowl of High Fructose Corn Syrup and develop early onset diabetes! 'Murica!

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slangin_paint 1 point ago +1 / -0

Relevant username

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Tx50bmg 2 points ago +2 / -0

What the fuck is that? I had zero issues with Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben, but neither of them made me feel like I’d get syphilis just by picking up their food product.

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TheOne1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mom! Can I have another bowl of jogger pops? Please?

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TwelveMoreYears 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is the Lil' prefix a penis reference?

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HeavenlyTrumpets 1 point ago +1 / -0

cannot be real, right?

I would be disgusted and definitely not buy a box of cereal with some dude hanging his tongue out all nasty like that.

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shlorbats 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow, that is gross.

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watchman4u 0 points ago +1 / -1

Who would buy that? Crack head on a Cereal Box smh