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DeadOverRed 121 points ago +123 / -2

I'd rather die in a volcano than by whatever that vaccine does to you

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Whoopies_tds 27 points ago +27 / -0

Marvin Hagler has entered the chat

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TuckerCarlsonsTie 43 points ago +43 / -0

X has left the chat and is not gonna’ give it to ya anymore.

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daveywavey86 16 points ago +17 / -1

you won the comments section for today.

slow clap

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TheRealTurdFurgeson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well if it was truly life or death -- it wouldn't be the volcano actively killing you it would be the person denying entry onto the cruise ship.

Seems like an easy win for me.

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DeadOverRed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Where we going today, Captain RealTurd? :)

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TheRealTurdFurgeson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anywhere we want! We can cruise into California as illegals and they'll give us a $1200 prepaid visa card and $500/mo if we claim "asylum"

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Patriotsheep 89 points ago +89 / -0

Well the Babylon bee got beat to the punch on this one. 🤡🌎🤡🌎🤡🌎🤡🌎

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PewPew_ThaDuK 76 points ago +77 / -1

Lol this whole thing is a retarded fucking joke. What the hell

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RegularAmerican 16 points ago +16 / -0

Welcome to clown town baby

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rbnhd76 7 points ago +7 / -0

honk honk

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Trilby 71 points ago +71 / -0

If vaccinated people are now "safe" from dreaded covid, and the unvaxed are taking the risk certain death, why do they care? It makes no sense. People should decide what risks they prefer to take.

I know, it's really about control. But it makes no sense if you think about it. Maybe I need more coffee....

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BushWacked 46 points ago +46 / -0

No, you're good fam. And you're not alone. We've reached the point where even their cover stories make ZERO sense.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 22 points ago +22 / -0

And yet people believe them anyway. Just the other evening I sat around a table with a bunch of people not wearing masks and listened to them worry about the State increasing restrictions in our county due to rising cases because "people aren't wearing masks and doing what they need to do". These maskless people, sitting within a few feet of each other, magically protected by having a drink in front of them, then began criticizing a local church for holding an Easter egg hunt for kids, outdoors, where many were not wearing masks.

It's mass insanity, fam. Logic, reason, and morality have been cast aside in favor of slavish obedience to arbitrary rules and the edicts of petty tyrants.

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horsefacestorm 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hopefully you pointed out their hypocrisy

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LowKeyPede 16 points ago +16 / -0

Because it's a religion, not sci nice, and they must shun the non believers...

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793D 10 points ago +10 / -0

I am so ashamed to be alive right now. With all we know. Fucking astonishing.

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Gadsden 9 points ago +9 / -0

EXACTLY. If the vaccine works..... THEN WHY THE FUCK DO THE VACCINATED CARE?

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CovfefeAnon 50 points ago +50 / -0

"Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you."

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Assault-Covfefe 49 points ago +49 / -0

I sent this to a few friends via text who, while agreeing that all of this is "stupid", feel that we just need to ride it out. There's no riding this out.

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Kholland65 16 points ago +16 / -0

The fallacy these dipshits believe is that you can actually get rid of covid for good. To that that’s what it means to “defeat the virus”. But that’s an impossible goal, which means you will be in a perpetual state of lock down for the rest of your life and life as we know it has to fundamentally change because have now devised people getting sick is no longer an acceptable part of nature.

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BoffoTheClown 4 points ago +5 / -1

War on a virus I guess is just the next logical step after we defeated terror and drugs. Many people said they were impossible tasks too; that they were designed to perpetuate draconian emergency legislation and that the loss of freedoms would chance the country forever. But they were clearly just brainwashed by right-wing propaganda. /s

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redinmn 44 points ago +44 / -0

Imagine a car accident where the paramedics will only save your mom because she was vaccinated but leave your dad to bleed out because his vaccination card got lost or forgotten at home.

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Counterforce1 40 points ago +40 / -0

You basically just described why I don’t put Trump stickers on my car.

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POTUS_DonnieJ 29 points ago +29 / -0

Welcome to the USSR, where you can be deported to the worst gulag known to history for not having your internal passport, despite having it in your hand as the officers drag you away.

^ true story.

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bOObs 15 points ago +15 / -0

Here in Poland people were getting a lethal injection (pavulon) inside of the responding ambulances in the 2000’s (skinhunters affair). Thousands of people were murdered.

Also Nazi T4 Aktion and soviets

Yeah I can imagine that.

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AgnesDomini 2 points ago +2 / -0

My family were in Nazi displaced persons (DP) camps for years, from the Baltics---three generations. I am first generation American of that family, and I grew up all the time hearing about how everyone in the camps, postwar, would talk about how naive Americans are...so true, sadly.

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Iamnotademocrat4 37 points ago +37 / -0

BUT THE CENTRAL AMERICAN????????????????can come here are told to go forth and infect

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Gadsden 5 points ago +5 / -0

Climate change trumps covid, turns out.

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Gurren_Laggan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Unless it's a giant volcano changing the climate, if it's natural get fucked. Only man made disasters mater now. Bigot

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Counterforce1 26 points ago +27 / -1

ANYONE STILL WONDERING IF THERE WILL BE A CIVIL WAR?

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Skogin 14 points ago +14 / -0

This is Clown World War I.

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n4freedom 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm still wondering what the freedom loving Americans will do with the communists in the cities when the nation starts to balkanize.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 5 points ago +5 / -0

Blockade all methods of transportation in cities, shut down the power grid and water, and the problem solves itself in a couple of weeks.

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Kingoftheroad 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly the theory of why Billy Goats is buying up all the farmland...to control production of agriculture and to force people into cities to be able to do what you said to most people

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XCorneliusX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not work camps is my guess. Too expensive to feed them.

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findthewarmspot 24 points ago +24 / -0

Sorry, you can leave but your kids must stay and die.

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ravioli_king 21 points ago +21 / -0

I looked it up, and yeah the other islands around it are requiring vaccinations. BUT there are some islands that are doing vaccinations on the dock.

I was wondering about the logistics of this "Sorry I left my vaccine card in my house next to the lava while I fled for my life. Should I go back?" Although I'm sure the evacuation began at the smoke, not the lava.

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humblesaltsaleman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Vaccines on the dock is not better. Fuck that noise.

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Coolgenner 15 points ago +16 / -1

Real estate will be cheap there soon.

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Gooseontheloose 15 points ago +15 / -0

That's the whole point. You have to wonder who's buying up everything from the businesses and people who go bankrupt because of the "pandemic".

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Coolgenner 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fire sale

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IncredibleMrE1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Google, Amazon, etc. At least, that's what's happening in NYC right now.

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Tw0d 9 points ago +9 / -0

They are flexing their muscles in the smaller populated areas and probably caused the coming explosion...they will stop at nothing.

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jonrockets 9 points ago +9 / -0

Grand solar minimum.

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labajada 8 points ago +8 / -0

I hate that wretched cunt deep state gatekeeper Norah O'Donnell.

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MythArcana 8 points ago +8 / -0

What about the hordes of retards leaping over the border?

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neatneatknife 8 points ago +8 / -0

Can you imagine if they said “no one with HIV allowed on the boats.” People would lose their minds.

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freebirdie 4 points ago +4 / -0

They did back in the 80s and the same dipshits that want us banished for no vax now, are the ones that forced AIDS acceptance back then. Ironic isn't it?

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Llanos 7 points ago +7 / -0

I would start dropping bodies if this happens to me and my family. You want me to die for your beliefs? Let's see how many of you I can bring with me.

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humblesaltsaleman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah this is nuts.

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Stolen 7 points ago +7 / -0

Volcano survivors,that stayed on the island, should throw the returning people in the volcano

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romanhelmet 7 points ago +7 / -0

Say you are from Mexico...

then they'll let you leave, pay for your travel to the US, give you new clothes, a $1200 debit card, give you a pass on a Covid test and even transport you to what ever city in the US you would like to go. SUCH A DEAL.

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zigmund_fraud 6 points ago +6 / -0

The people in the media and politics that are pushing this shit need to go. Enough is enough.

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Lol_Garrus 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is where you shot the fuckers that made such a choice, comandeer the ships, and get everyone off.

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MAGAHollywood 6 points ago +6 / -0

What the actual fuck... this are some sick sick mother fuckers.

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Inspector71 6 points ago +6 / -0

The amount of blood on the amount of peoples hands when all is said and done, will be enormous.

That includes the private citizen mask/vax enforcers.

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funckydechunk 5 points ago +5 / -0

I guess I’d have to embrace my new hobby of ingesting volcanic ash.

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dr_drumpf 4 points ago +4 / -0

Die in a volcano eruption, for safety.

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jumpy2021 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is so fucking evil! Crimes against humanity evil.

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n4freedom 4 points ago +4 / -0

What is in that vaccine?

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XCorneliusX 4 points ago +4 / -0

Depends on the vaccine. Some are claimed to change RNA by nature of being and mrna "vaccine" and others are said to cause blood clots. Being that one is said to need to still wear a mask, the point to take it is moot.

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Amway 3 points ago +3 / -0

Double edge sword here... Leftists say, covid infected illegals they are coming here in fear and we should let them in. Cruise ships say no to that. I side with US citizens and the paying customers on board those ships!

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NotDoneWinning 3 points ago +3 / -0

The residents that stay on the island should greet the returning cruise ships with guns and tell those that took the experimental vaccine that they are a public health danger and must remain on the cruise ships for 10 years until the vaccine has proven itself safe. Flip the script on these evil fuckers.

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XCorneliusX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Small scale test to see who objects. If it passes, expect the next calamity to be similar but larger. The left wants dead people. Some seem to believe it provides as a sacrifice and their pagan god will reward them.

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FetchQuestTroll 2 points ago +2 / -0

So this is on a couple of state media sites... CBS, MSN... I'm wondering how true it is, or if it's fake news to scare some into thinking "that could be me if there were ever a disaster here! I'm getting the shot first thing tomorrow!"

Or quite possibly it's both.

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Gildoom 2 points ago +2 / -0

How long till other ships come that take people to camp?

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JZSquared 2 points ago +2 / -0

Caribbean countries: "We don't want you here unless you're vaccinated."

America: "Got the coof? Come on over! We'll resettle you all over the country!"

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RyoTenChi 1 point ago +1 / -0

I saw let em leave.. and when they want to come back.. tell em they can get fucked.. keep the island clean of idiots.

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