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here2red 18 points ago +18 / -0

Take me in, oh tender woman

Take me in, for heaven's sake

Take me in oh tender woman,” sighed the snake

Now she clutched him to her bosom, “You're so beautiful,” she cried

“But if I hadn't brought you in by now you might have died”

Now she stroked his pretty skin and then she kissed and held him tight

But instead of saying thanks, that snake gave her a vicious bite

“Take me in, oh tender woman

Take me in, for heaven's sake

Take me in oh tender woman,” sighed the snake

“I saved you,” cried that woman

“And you've bit me even, why?

You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die”

“Oh shut up, silly woman,” said the reptile with a grin

“You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in

”Take me in, oh tender woman

Take me in, for heaven's sake

Take me in oh tender woman,“ sighed the snake

and know you know why he reads the poem at the rallies...

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Donaldsweiner 1 point ago +1 / -0

This was literally what came to mind when I read this post

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NadlerShartWaddle 14 points ago +14 / -0

Toll status:

Paid in full

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NerBolanski 2 points ago +2 / -0

how much was the toll worth this time?

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NadlerShartWaddle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Her life apparently.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 12 points ago +13 / -1

LIke...why did he kill her?? she was pretty hot. i really don't understand the minds of killers.

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Taxis 16 points ago +18 / -2

Just understand that we are not the same as them. And that's why we don't want them. If you had a bowl of 100 chocolates, and 2 of them were poison, would you eat them? Because that's what we're doing now. Inviting poison into our nation. We built this place. Not them.

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FORMERCHILDSTAR [S] 14 points ago +14 / -0

I think it turned into a money thing...he evidently told her he'd pay her $15,000 if she married him for immigration purposes. Also, she had found some things he had writen about her in some private notes that scared her. I'm not sure if it was threatening things, or infatuation perverted stuff he had written, but she told her co workers she did not feel safe around him, now we know why.

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Cesare_Borgia 10 points ago +10 / -0

Low average iq. Low iq is strongly correlated with violent impulses.

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Taxis 8 points ago +9 / -1

That's because you're not evil.

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GetWokeGetBroke 4 points ago +4 / -0

Communism and lack of distinct culture and ethics will turn any person into an animal.

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yunarukami 10 points ago +10 / -0

That dumb bitch didn't learn what happened to Mollie Tibbetts.

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JimQPublic 7 points ago +7 / -0

Easy fix, folks. Any undocumented immigrant who commits any act of violence within our borders, when caught, should be subject to summary execution. Now, I'm not talking about doing it in the street necessarily. Arrest them, indict them, convict them, then 100% death penalty.

Fuck around and find out, non-citizens.

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CovfefeVideo 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's like there's a pattern to lawlessness...

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Trooph-Hurts 5 points ago +5 / -0

The fact that other countries are sht holes isn’t really a reason to take people in! This is the cowards reasoning! But honestly if foreigners are allowed to freely come here then WE SHOILD BE ALLOWED TO FREELY GO TO THEIR COUNTRY AND TAKE IT!

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Handshakemilkshake2 5 points ago +5 / -0

but scum DID get rid of scum

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Chachiex 4 points ago +6 / -2

Don’t fucking try and tell me this isn’t the Democrat brainwashing’s fault

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Taxis 6 points ago +7 / -1

People have free will, right?

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Kpstyles 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is sad and all. BUT, at first glance I thought it was a “before and after” trans pic.

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ZhouBai-Den 4 points ago +4 / -0

Had to be money because he looks like a a Mexican version of Jonah Hill in Superbad.

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peltast 2 points ago +2 / -0

Except that Jonah Hill was fixable.

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Jaybone86 2 points ago +2 / -0

WAMP WAMP

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BostonVoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Justice was served

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witchism11 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, at least she won't create any other marriage-for-citizenship scams...

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NerBolanski 2 points ago +2 / -0

bleeding heart liberal.

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Updoot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yay!

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peltast 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, you have to admit, she was a goner anyway. Consider any woman that looks like that, marrying a guy that looks like him. Sorry, she was a lost cause from the start.

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glowingone 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL

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