Chris Fucking Rock told this to the world in his "How Not to Get Your Ass Kicked by the Police" sketch, like 30 years ago, maybe 40! Hands on the Wheel, be Respectful, Comply, Don't be with an Angry Black Woman who will yell 'He got weed!" because she's mad at you, don't be with an idiot friend who will start yelling "He ain't do nothin' wrong, he ain't gotta tell you shit, pig!," etc.
Here's a TERRIBLE story: One summer night, I was walking up to Blockbuster Video with friends, when I was a kid. One friend was being a dipshit, stealing peoples' Lawn Gnomes and breaking them. Eventually the police got called. Not gonna lie, as a stupid kid (less stupid than the jackass breaking Lawn Gnomes) this was a scary moment, when the police pulled up to us. Know what I did? I was respectful, I listened, I told the truth (that I had neither stolen nor broken any gnomes or any other lawn ornaments,) and when all was said and done, my cousin and I kept right on walking to Blockbuster, as our idiot friend was taken for a ride to talk to his father... who was a cop. Even when Peripherally Guilty, being Respectful, Calm, and complying will most likely get you home not only ALIVE, but completely un-detained.
Because the Police have TWO desires. 1) Do Not Get Killed By the Erratic Asshole Who is Freaking the Fuck Out, and then as a DISTANT 2) Stop the Person we're Dealing With from Committing Crimes. So long as #1 is satisfied, they'll let #2 happen in the most easy way possible.
A friend of mine got himself a DUI one night (well-deserved, he opened a beer and turned it up less than 5 minutes from our destination, then lit a joint in front of an oncoming cop car.)
The cop was rude and condescending but I was polite and thus avoided any ill effect to me, in fact the cop let me drive the guy's car away because I was only guilty of "riding with an idiot." Had I been belligerent and aggressive, I have no doubt I would have been beaten up/tasered and/or shot. I certainly wouldn't have been let go with a warning. But... I tend to consider the consequences of my actions, and try to avoid misbehaving in a manner that would lead to misfortune for myself, or anyone else for that matter. It is very strange to see that completely-normal mindset being slandered as "white privilege!!! reeee!!!"
It's the modern day gestapo who are shutting down businesses, standing down while antifa riots, arresting churchgoers just for assembling, cracking proudboy skulls, arresting cancer patients who can't wear masks for not wearing masks, and arresting Mccloskeys and Rittenhouses.
I'm willing to meet them halfway, but they gotta start putting their command staff in bracelets and do SOMETHING to repair the sage they've done to their own reputation.
Maybe a national two week walkout? See how the cities like a two week purge.
Oh, believe me, I understand. I grew up with "The Policeman is your Friend," and while that was true back home, and around where I live now it's still 85%, 90% true, back home NOW it's only around 20% true, as I see when I visit relatives who are still working on their own exodus.
I won't go so far as "Fuck the Police," but I'll gladly say "Fuck every False Police who obey illegal orders over the Constitution's Law Itself." It depends on the place you're in and who calls the shots as to if "Fuck the Police" is apt. Any Democrat Stronghold, any Urban Environment, 90% of California? Yep, in those places, FUCK THE POLICE. Around where I am now? Where I am now every officer I talked to has told me, personally, that they'd never enforce any mask or lockdown "mandate," that they'd never arrest or bother someone because someone ratted on them for not maintaining social distance, that they'd not respond to Walmart if Management followed company protocol and called them over anyone who refused to wear a mask inside without saying they had an exemption. And I talk to them often, my family breeds German Shepherds, and we know the local cops very well because of that. Cops around here know what's Constitutional Law and what's Bullshit Communist Overreach, and they know what's crime and what's not. That's why we had around a day and a half of small scale Floyd riots when this shit started, and they shut that shit DOWN. Even the sluttly looking white girls on street corners with their crappily made signs that declared that "White Silence is Violence," who yelled at people who were driving to work, were quickly dispatched with fines for harassment.
Because a mile or so away is all Section 8 Housing, and these cops know where the crime comes from.
But again, all the cops who don't honor the intent of the job? Fuck Those Police.
I don't think you are wrong, and there is room for debate in my following statement, but I do personally believe it.
If 10% of your town/city/county/state/federal cops/sheriffs/agents are committing clearly illegal and/or unconstitutional actions, then the 90% who aren't arresting them are just as guilty.
Child rape is bad, but if cops turn a blind eye to it, it's on the cops at that point.
I agree entirely and completely. Long ago, like teen years, I was watching TV and saw something where the one family member was a criminal and the other knew and did nothing, I forget if it was real or a movie or a show or whatever, and I came to the conclusion that, yeah, if I found out that anyone in my family was a rapist or a murderer or a thief, I'd deal with that accordingly. Theft would go to the police, Rape would go into the ground and I'd claim self-defense after I confronted them about it and they attacked me, and Murder would be either one depending on the reason and type of victim. Premeditated against an innocent and you're in the ground, crime of passion against an asshole and you get the court system.
Because anyone who does these things is no family of mine. Police need the exact same mindset. Nobody who will violate the Actual Law to enforce Fake Law is actually "True Blue" and any Good Cops NEED to correct this issue, or they're just as guilty.
Chris Fucking Rock told this to the world in his "How Not to Get Your Ass Kicked by the Police" sketch, like 30 years ago, maybe 40! Hands on the Wheel, be Respectful, Comply, Don't be with an Angry Black Woman who will yell 'He got weed!" because she's mad at you, don't be with an idiot friend who will start yelling "He ain't do nothin' wrong, he ain't gotta tell you shit, pig!," etc.
Here's a TERRIBLE story: One summer night, I was walking up to Blockbuster Video with friends, when I was a kid. One friend was being a dipshit, stealing peoples' Lawn Gnomes and breaking them. Eventually the police got called. Not gonna lie, as a stupid kid (less stupid than the jackass breaking Lawn Gnomes) this was a scary moment, when the police pulled up to us. Know what I did? I was respectful, I listened, I told the truth (that I had neither stolen nor broken any gnomes or any other lawn ornaments,) and when all was said and done, my cousin and I kept right on walking to Blockbuster, as our idiot friend was taken for a ride to talk to his father... who was a cop. Even when Peripherally Guilty, being Respectful, Calm, and complying will most likely get you home not only ALIVE, but completely un-detained.
Because the Police have TWO desires. 1) Do Not Get Killed By the Erratic Asshole Who is Freaking the Fuck Out, and then as a DISTANT 2) Stop the Person we're Dealing With from Committing Crimes. So long as #1 is satisfied, they'll let #2 happen in the most easy way possible.
Bingo, great comment fren!
Look at me.
I am the Fren now.
I saw the Chris Rock special and there was a lot of laughter in the truth. It was hysterical. And I agree on everything else.
Did you see the Don Lemon special a few years ago before he cucked and turned into a faggot for money?
A friend of mine got himself a DUI one night (well-deserved, he opened a beer and turned it up less than 5 minutes from our destination, then lit a joint in front of an oncoming cop car.)
The cop was rude and condescending but I was polite and thus avoided any ill effect to me, in fact the cop let me drive the guy's car away because I was only guilty of "riding with an idiot." Had I been belligerent and aggressive, I have no doubt I would have been beaten up/tasered and/or shot. I certainly wouldn't have been let go with a warning. But... I tend to consider the consequences of my actions, and try to avoid misbehaving in a manner that would lead to misfortune for myself, or anyone else for that matter. It is very strange to see that completely-normal mindset being slandered as "white privilege!!! reeee!!!"
Yeah, well, FUCK THE POLICE.
It's the modern day gestapo who are shutting down businesses, standing down while antifa riots, arresting churchgoers just for assembling, cracking proudboy skulls, arresting cancer patients who can't wear masks for not wearing masks, and arresting Mccloskeys and Rittenhouses.
I'm willing to meet them halfway, but they gotta start putting their command staff in bracelets and do SOMETHING to repair the sage they've done to their own reputation.
Maybe a national two week walkout? See how the cities like a two week purge.
Oh, believe me, I understand. I grew up with "The Policeman is your Friend," and while that was true back home, and around where I live now it's still 85%, 90% true, back home NOW it's only around 20% true, as I see when I visit relatives who are still working on their own exodus.
I won't go so far as "Fuck the Police," but I'll gladly say "Fuck every False Police who obey illegal orders over the Constitution's Law Itself." It depends on the place you're in and who calls the shots as to if "Fuck the Police" is apt. Any Democrat Stronghold, any Urban Environment, 90% of California? Yep, in those places, FUCK THE POLICE. Around where I am now? Where I am now every officer I talked to has told me, personally, that they'd never enforce any mask or lockdown "mandate," that they'd never arrest or bother someone because someone ratted on them for not maintaining social distance, that they'd not respond to Walmart if Management followed company protocol and called them over anyone who refused to wear a mask inside without saying they had an exemption. And I talk to them often, my family breeds German Shepherds, and we know the local cops very well because of that. Cops around here know what's Constitutional Law and what's Bullshit Communist Overreach, and they know what's crime and what's not. That's why we had around a day and a half of small scale Floyd riots when this shit started, and they shut that shit DOWN. Even the sluttly looking white girls on street corners with their crappily made signs that declared that "White Silence is Violence," who yelled at people who were driving to work, were quickly dispatched with fines for harassment.
Because a mile or so away is all Section 8 Housing, and these cops know where the crime comes from.
But again, all the cops who don't honor the intent of the job? Fuck Those Police.
I don't think you are wrong, and there is room for debate in my following statement, but I do personally believe it.
If 10% of your town/city/county/state/federal cops/sheriffs/agents are committing clearly illegal and/or unconstitutional actions, then the 90% who aren't arresting them are just as guilty.
Child rape is bad, but if cops turn a blind eye to it, it's on the cops at that point.
I agree entirely and completely. Long ago, like teen years, I was watching TV and saw something where the one family member was a criminal and the other knew and did nothing, I forget if it was real or a movie or a show or whatever, and I came to the conclusion that, yeah, if I found out that anyone in my family was a rapist or a murderer or a thief, I'd deal with that accordingly. Theft would go to the police, Rape would go into the ground and I'd claim self-defense after I confronted them about it and they attacked me, and Murder would be either one depending on the reason and type of victim. Premeditated against an innocent and you're in the ground, crime of passion against an asshole and you get the court system.
Because anyone who does these things is no family of mine. Police need the exact same mindset. Nobody who will violate the Actual Law to enforce Fake Law is actually "True Blue" and any Good Cops NEED to correct this issue, or they're just as guilty.
there are some pension related desires in there as well. not all of them have pure motives, thankfully most do