Chris Fucking Rock told this to the world in his "How Not to Get Your Ass Kicked by the Police" sketch, like 30 years ago, maybe 40! Hands on the Wheel, be Respectful, Comply, Don't be with an Angry Black Woman who will yell 'He got weed!" because she's mad at you, don't be with an idiot friend who will start yelling "He ain't do nothin' wrong, he ain't gotta tell you shit, pig!," etc.
Here's a TERRIBLE story: One summer night, I was walking up to Blockbuster Video with friends, when I was a kid. One friend was being a dipshit, stealing peoples' Lawn Gnomes and breaking them. Eventually the police got called. Not gonna lie, as a stupid kid (less stupid than the jackass breaking Lawn Gnomes) this was a scary moment, when the police pulled up to us. Know what I did? I was respectful, I listened, I told the truth (that I had neither stolen nor broken any gnomes or any other lawn ornaments,) and when all was said and done, my cousin and I kept right on walking to Blockbuster, as our idiot friend was taken for a ride to talk to his father... who was a cop. Even when Peripherally Guilty, being Respectful, Calm, and complying will most likely get you home not only ALIVE, but completely un-detained.
Because the Police have TWO desires. 1) Do Not Get Killed By the Erratic Asshole Who is Freaking the Fuck Out, and then as a DISTANT 2) Stop the Person we're Dealing With from Committing Crimes. So long as #1 is satisfied, they'll let #2 happen in the most easy way possible.
It's the modern day gestapo who are shutting down businesses, standing down while antifa riots, arresting churchgoers just for assembling, cracking proudboy skulls, arresting cancer patients who can't wear masks for not wearing masks, and arresting Mccloskeys and Rittenhouses.
I'm willing to meet them halfway, but they gotta start putting their command staff in bracelets and do SOMETHING to repair the sage they've done to their own reputation.
Maybe a national two week walkout? See how the cities like a two week purge.
Oh, believe me, I understand. I grew up with "The Policeman is your Friend," and while that was true back home, and around where I live now it's still 85%, 90% true, back home NOW it's only around 20% true, as I see when I visit relatives who are still working on their own exodus.
I won't go so far as "Fuck the Police," but I'll gladly say "Fuck every False Police who obey illegal orders over the Constitution's Law Itself." It depends on the place you're in and who calls the shots as to if "Fuck the Police" is apt. Any Democrat Stronghold, any Urban Environment, 90% of California? Yep, in those places, FUCK THE POLICE. Around where I am now? Where I am now every officer I talked to has told me, personally, that they'd never enforce any mask or lockdown "mandate," that they'd never arrest or bother someone because someone ratted on them for not maintaining social distance, that they'd not respond to Walmart if Management followed company protocol and called them over anyone who refused to wear a mask inside without saying they had an exemption. And I talk to them often, my family breeds German Shepherds, and we know the local cops very well because of that. Cops around here know what's Constitutional Law and what's Bullshit Communist Overreach, and they know what's crime and what's not. That's why we had around a day and a half of small scale Floyd riots when this shit started, and they shut that shit DOWN. Even the sluttly looking white girls on street corners with their crappily made signs that declared that "White Silence is Violence," who yelled at people who were driving to work, were quickly dispatched with fines for harassment.
Because a mile or so away is all Section 8 Housing, and these cops know where the crime comes from.
But again, all the cops who don't honor the intent of the job? Fuck Those Police.
Even if the cop is a giant shit eating pile of crap, just take your ticket, say yessir, and complain later. Record the interaction if you have to.
Chris Fucking Rock told this to the world in his "How Not to Get Your Ass Kicked by the Police" sketch, like 30 years ago, maybe 40! Hands on the Wheel, be Respectful, Comply, Don't be with an Angry Black Woman who will yell 'He got weed!" because she's mad at you, don't be with an idiot friend who will start yelling "He ain't do nothin' wrong, he ain't gotta tell you shit, pig!," etc.
Here's a TERRIBLE story: One summer night, I was walking up to Blockbuster Video with friends, when I was a kid. One friend was being a dipshit, stealing peoples' Lawn Gnomes and breaking them. Eventually the police got called. Not gonna lie, as a stupid kid (less stupid than the jackass breaking Lawn Gnomes) this was a scary moment, when the police pulled up to us. Know what I did? I was respectful, I listened, I told the truth (that I had neither stolen nor broken any gnomes or any other lawn ornaments,) and when all was said and done, my cousin and I kept right on walking to Blockbuster, as our idiot friend was taken for a ride to talk to his father... who was a cop. Even when Peripherally Guilty, being Respectful, Calm, and complying will most likely get you home not only ALIVE, but completely un-detained.
Because the Police have TWO desires. 1) Do Not Get Killed By the Erratic Asshole Who is Freaking the Fuck Out, and then as a DISTANT 2) Stop the Person we're Dealing With from Committing Crimes. So long as #1 is satisfied, they'll let #2 happen in the most easy way possible.
Yeah, well, FUCK THE POLICE.
It's the modern day gestapo who are shutting down businesses, standing down while antifa riots, arresting churchgoers just for assembling, cracking proudboy skulls, arresting cancer patients who can't wear masks for not wearing masks, and arresting Mccloskeys and Rittenhouses.
I'm willing to meet them halfway, but they gotta start putting their command staff in bracelets and do SOMETHING to repair the sage they've done to their own reputation.
Maybe a national two week walkout? See how the cities like a two week purge.
Oh, believe me, I understand. I grew up with "The Policeman is your Friend," and while that was true back home, and around where I live now it's still 85%, 90% true, back home NOW it's only around 20% true, as I see when I visit relatives who are still working on their own exodus.
I won't go so far as "Fuck the Police," but I'll gladly say "Fuck every False Police who obey illegal orders over the Constitution's Law Itself." It depends on the place you're in and who calls the shots as to if "Fuck the Police" is apt. Any Democrat Stronghold, any Urban Environment, 90% of California? Yep, in those places, FUCK THE POLICE. Around where I am now? Where I am now every officer I talked to has told me, personally, that they'd never enforce any mask or lockdown "mandate," that they'd never arrest or bother someone because someone ratted on them for not maintaining social distance, that they'd not respond to Walmart if Management followed company protocol and called them over anyone who refused to wear a mask inside without saying they had an exemption. And I talk to them often, my family breeds German Shepherds, and we know the local cops very well because of that. Cops around here know what's Constitutional Law and what's Bullshit Communist Overreach, and they know what's crime and what's not. That's why we had around a day and a half of small scale Floyd riots when this shit started, and they shut that shit DOWN. Even the sluttly looking white girls on street corners with their crappily made signs that declared that "White Silence is Violence," who yelled at people who were driving to work, were quickly dispatched with fines for harassment.
Because a mile or so away is all Section 8 Housing, and these cops know where the crime comes from.
But again, all the cops who don't honor the intent of the job? Fuck Those Police.