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Parent: "Pick up your room buddy, it's dirty." Kid: "Sigh." The proper response:
posted ago by rambler_ontheroad ago by rambler_ontheroad +24 / -0

As non-chalantly as possible, pull out a stopwatch and say, "You have to do these wallsits."

Kid: "I don't want to do them, I'm not going to."

Parent: gazing at stopwatch "You got 10 seconds to hop on over there against the wall bud. Otherwise it's white rice for dinner for a week."

Parent: "Grumbling and pouting is a bad habit, as well as laziness. Gotta get it out of you."

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– Barbs -2 points ago +1 / -3

You sound like somebody who has never had children.

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– rambler_ontheroad [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

You sound like a doormat getting punked by your kids everyday.

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