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NarwhalShipping 29 points ago +29 / -0

This is why the left wants new pun control laws

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GwynethMjukmane 13 points ago +13 / -0

A leftist walks into a photo studio. After waiting their turn to get their photo taken, a man enters the room with an assault weapon. It’s got a long, black barrel, and the leftist takes off, calling the police. However when the police arrive, they find that the assault weapon was not actually a gun, but it was still a canon.

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CahalTheMad 8 points ago +8 / -0

You should be kicked in the balls for that joke; that punchline gave me cancer.

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GwynethMjukmane 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol my pleasure