posted ago by Warcraft1966 ago by Warcraft1966 +7 / -3

He will give testimony of who, what, and where concerning the scamdemic in exchange for immunity. After he testifies, a mob will descend on him, as he's leaving the capitol building, and tear him to pieces. No one in the mob will be charged for a crime. Later his body will be cremated because no cemetery will accept his body for fear of vandalism. The Sphinx has spoken.

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DefKon1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh...I was hoping he was going to be attacked by a mop..πŸ€”πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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The_red_hat 2 points ago +2 / -0

I also had visions of Disney style autonomous mops going rogue

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DefKon1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do you think: " I identify as a Mop" is defensible in court? ..πŸ€”πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ