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Return_Of_The_LAMFF 62 points ago +62 / -0

BAN GUNS 😂

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Joe6ixpack 3 points ago +3 / -0

how do you do that? zip ties? hose clamps?

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Return_Of_The_LAMFF 2 points ago +2 / -0

Garbage bags and twist ties.

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SorosHasBallsackEyes 50 points ago +50 / -0

This has so many red flags. Case has no scratches or dents from being dropped while stoned. Stickers are applied in good alignment / centered. Too many latches, none of which are broken. No Grateful Dead stickers.

Love it!

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Johnfox13 21 points ago +21 / -0

No magazines?

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Hullohoomans 7 points ago +7 / -0

My thoughts exactly.

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MasterChef 2 points ago +2 / -0

It looks like there is a short one loaded in the rifle. Maybe a 10 round?

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_-Th0r-_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably pairs this nicely with a satchel whhich helps fit in with soy culture.

But probably loaded with mags.

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LibertarianXian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah right, with one strap. Make it purple w/BLM patches. And fill it with 22-round hollowpoint mags.

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Musicbymuzak 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those come with age

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Pepe_longcockings 48 points ago +48 / -0

Hah reminds me of El Mariachi

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InterloperKO 13 points ago +13 / -0

Desperado

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Pepe_longcockings 12 points ago +12 / -0

Which was the sequel to El Mariachi. Low budget but a solid movie

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catsfive 0 points ago +1 / -1

Cameras on wheelchairs FTW

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LibertarianXian 4 points ago +4 / -0

yep this - unfortunately by pro-illegal Robert Rodriguez but I have fond memories of total badassness of this movie otherwise. I don't remember him being so douchey until the 2000s

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Poolmanstl 28 points ago +28 / -0

How'd you get the stench of patchouli and soy latte out of those stickers?

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honk_honk_honk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let the powder smoke from an old long rifle wash over it and recite the litany of the warthog as you dance around an eagle totem like running water around Elizabeth Warren.

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StolenElectionsKill 15 points ago +15 / -0

I want one!!

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icockmyglock 14 points ago +14 / -0

The newness of that case plus the anti-gun stickers is a little over the top. You need to put that case in the back of your pickup, loose, for about a month.

There's hiding in plain sight and then there's obviously hiding in plain sight.

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DontArkancideMeBro 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yup. Peace symbols and other liberal non gun related messaging is best.

And if the owner looks like a chad sniper, that might not camouflage it too well just saying.

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DontArkancideMeBro 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was thinking more along the lines of a guy with Molan Labe 1776 Tats, 5.11 gear and combat boots, but a guhilli suit would also do the trick!

Hello, fellow retards! I come to play you the song of my people!

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DontArkancideMeBro 2 points ago +2 / -0

KEK

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FormerGraveheart 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, it shouldn't even mention guns. It should be band stickers on it.

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Musicbymuzak 2 points ago +2 / -0

This

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champdog 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's artwork. Nice!

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NateBedfordForrest 11 points ago +11 / -0

Ha! I just got the 187 number of likes for this post.

I'm buying rounds!!!

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RabidZoo 5 points ago +5 / -0

Any reason is a good reason to buy ammo! "There is a nice southerly breeze today...I'm buying 1k rounds!" The sun rose at 6:58am...500 more!"

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slim2 21 points ago +21 / -0

Don’t buy it from them- get it straight from the manufacturer- https://www.saviorequipment.com/products/ultimate-guitar-case-single-rifle-case

You can also find it cheaper from other companies.

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deplorable-d00d 4 points ago +4 / -0

^^ This!

I bought one about 2 years ago for less than $199, it's a great flight case. Some reseller recently started advertising these on Facebook.

Also, anti gun stickers is stupid, dead giveaway. Just throw some Bernie sticker, Zeppelin, Phish, Dead, or depending on your age, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift,.. stupid shit like that.

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ineX0r2 14 points ago +14 / -0

Well THAT'S gonna sell out real quick

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Hullohoomans 1 point ago +2 / -1

You're a sick fuck.

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utfanx2 6 points ago +7 / -1

Not as sick as Wayfair trafficking children inside office cabinets.

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Hullohoomans 1 point ago +1 / -0

Alright, go back to conspiracies.

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

muy buena para infiltrarse en una '' protesta pacifica '' de los Leftards

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Hangemh1gh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Odelay!

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Keiichi81 8 points ago +8 / -0

That's some professional hitman shit right there.

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unclebobinator 6 points ago +6 / -0

I thought professional hitmen are not to be seen. Their job is to do the deed and make it look like someone else did it, or make it look like an accident.

This is more like movie hitman shit.

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deplorable-d00d 3 points ago +3 / -0

I own one, its way too large and conspicuous.

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HuggableBear 8 points ago +8 / -0

No mags?

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 6 points ago +6 / -0

Question for Any current hippies on here:

"How are modern hippies dealing with the left turning into, like, totally buzz-killing uptight fascist pigs?*

Doesn't seem like you guys would fit in with the contemporary left.

I've seen quite a few MAGA-Hippies, not sure how common they are.

Hippies were a sign of cultural rot, and a part of the decline of the West...but they were better than the current crop of purely destructive, hate-filled nihilistic anarchist monsters. At least they were hopeful and had peaceful visions of living in harmony with nature, and had a libertarian streak.

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Thiswillbeintheexam 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hippies still had optimism. While they had nothing, they could change their circumstances easily enough when they chose to do so. They could tolerate poverty because it was only ever a temporary state for them.

The difference now is that today's angry Gen-Y communists can't change their circumstance. They've done everything they were told to do. They went to college and earned degrees (worthless ones, but they weren't to know). They acquired massive debt, and Black-Jesus made it so they couldn't declare bankruptcy to clear it. Now they're trapped. They'll never afford a house, and never fill that house with kids. They're only going to get angrier as infertility looms.

Remember how much hippies chafed at "working for the man"? Todays young adults would KILL for a job with no entry requirement that could let them buy a house and raise a family.

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ntvl 5 points ago +5 / -0

That was bush that got rid of bankruptcy for college loans. It was one of his first acts

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Recyclops 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Hippies, Hippies, they wanna save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad." - Cartman

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Gunslinger1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

Be a grey man. Don’t show any support for one side or the other, it just draws attention and makes you stand out.

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FightingTeuton 5 points ago +6 / -1

Where is this sold?

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HuggableBear 10 points ago +12 / -2

It's just a guitar case with foam in it, man. You buy them separately and cut the foam yourself

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NormaJeanRocks 6 points ago +6 / -0

You better be a pretty fancy foam cutter though.

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Gunslinger1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nah use an electric carving knife if you don’t have a hot wire. It’s easy.

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Musicbymuzak 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've always made a mess of it 😭

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deplorable-d00d 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's a great lockable TSA compliant flight case with wheels. Please go try and find a better one for $150-$200.

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paramour 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rock and roll hoochie coo! 🎸

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GEOTUSMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

I bet your lane neighbors love that brake.

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bigdickhangsright 3 points ago +3 / -0

The fiddle that riddles

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redinmn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sure, now I know why there are so many anti-gun cello players in my area.

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Slugbert 3 points ago +3 / -0

Eh, maybe a little too obvious. If I saw this on the street, my first thought would be “There’s probably a gun in there lol”.

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NonyaDB 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Oh, do you play guitar?"
"Nope."

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BunnyPicnic 3 points ago +3 / -0

The hippies from the 60s would be considered right wing by today's liberal standards.

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emagdnim 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's a nifty guiiitttaaaarrrr.

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Visceroth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is there a violin case for the magzines?

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DemsFuckKids 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck, that’s cool!

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LoneStarPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣😂👍🏻 nice!

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crash7863 2 points ago +2 / -0

Isn't that idea from the movie Bandito or something? Antonio Banderas walks into a bar with a guitar case and hilarity ensues?

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Shamb3 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would be too embarrassed to carry that and want to show everyone my guns :D

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HarryBalzsak 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now that is awesome.

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Dialectic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kek

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JonathanE 2 points ago +2 / -0

That is a very sexy gun

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MagaHippie88 2 points ago +2 / -0

Blahaha love it!! Dirty hippies would NEVER no! And as a clean hippie I approve <3 MAGA2021

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Thejudge6060 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is a big brained patriots

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crobbies 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where did you get the foam insert?

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TheCanadianSheeple 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just got a Boner!

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Moominz0 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Well this machine kills commies!"

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Juicebusters 1 point ago +1 / -0

I really wanted that to say 'The Hippy Detector'.

Only thing missing here.. where is the Cartman Sticker my brah? Gotta have a Cartman on that thing. Die Hippy, Die.

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BigIglooActual 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bravo sir

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Covfefe1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is some cool shit brother!

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Crappydatum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now this is lol funny

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NonyaDB 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Feels like making....WAR!"

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coinneach007 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is John Wick's edc except for the spoon.

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LoneStarPede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Could a tactical shotgun fit in it?

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DragonEnergy2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Al Capone updated.

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FrostytheSnowman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Movie: Desperado (1995)

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Mddet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some high drunk hippie be like, play me a song man come on man, and keep pestering you until you finally have to sling the case open and you’d be like “saa allo to ma lito fren” Lol

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Illah88zillah 1 point ago +1 / -0

The hippy case! 🤣🤣🤣

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TheFreeSpeechRadical 1 point ago +1 / -0

oh my god the irony!!! I love it !!!

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content-alphabet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hahah! I LOVE this, doochebag