Remote South Pacific tribe who believe Prince Philip is their god and the incarnation of a volcano spirit are left devastated over his death 🌯
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Ha. Nice try.
That is the actually the Board of Directors at Oxford Medical College, in England.
Funniest fucking comment ever!
Thanks! Hope the feds got a chuckle...
We decended from the same things?
Yes. Did you not read about the Pagans?
“All cultures are equal”, amirite?
I bet these fuckers do more hard work in one day than anyone with a VOTE mask or BLM shirt does in a year.
Yep. Let's equally leave them over there. And they won't bother us.
These hard working gents would be a refresher. Can we swap them out with the chicago joggers?
Yeah, at least they revere a white person.
I mean who knows, they might be really happy keeping it simple out there. I’ve always thought the Amish might be on to something.
the culture requires 1st world countries to become their daycare worker
Yeah, I'm not supposed to feel like I'm superior to these people, not taking one look at them, how else could I feel?
Prince Philip being the incarnation of a volcano spirit is more believable than Biden winning the election.
I was going to throw my broom away but now I can wear it as underwear.
Only if you get a boner
I did wonder how those guys were taking the news - bummer for them.
This is kinda sad :(
IS..... Is this real?
Yeah, it's true. He even went and visited with them a few times.
Yeah look up “cargo cults”. There are quite a few similar examples to this.
There's another group nearby India, on an Island, that worships another British Royal.
They were probably kept that way on purpose to feed Phillip's ego.
time to go out. Let me just slip this sock over my dong first...
This is actually a common thing around there. I drink kava and learned about cargo cults while researching the history of the drink.
https://mysteriousuniverse.org/2017/08/the-strange-cargo-cults-of-the-south-pacific/
That place looks like paradise! I’ll volunteer to become their new God and move.
It doesn't work if you live there. Or where you planning to move to Buckingham?
Most liberals see themselves as gods. That is why they hate Christians.
Wow! Blonde pubes!
No one goes after these people for being in a "cult" but if I go around naked with just a straw skirt covering my areas and a picture of President Trump, looking forlorn bc they robbed us of a fair election...suddenly "i must be a crazy person and part of a cult".
Pssht...freaking unfair bastards.
In addition, these gentlemen would like to mention that the length of the ceremonial sash they wear is absolutely needed.
Astonishing, we have these same type of folks who live in our remote neighborhoods, that wear the same attire.
Don't men's penises(s) hang downward? What are these things over there's? Are they forcing them to stand up?
I don't get the outfit.
Shlong dong silver
But I thought people of color considered Europeans white devils? We should all just reimagine ourselves as volcano spirits
Those grass Junk Skirts look like a great place for pubic crabs to inhabit and reproduce.
Prince Philip was pretty based. RIP, you ol' cantankerous SOB ... 😭
Primitive Mind Control.
I wear the same penis sheath. Get it HERE on Amazon.corn.
DDG “An idiot abroad Vanuatu” . The tribe is fucking real
Look at that diversity! They are all as brilliant and capable as everyone else, they just express it in their own cultural way!
Alternate Headline: News of Prince Williams' death reached the city council of Hull, where the royal had been considered a god for 70 years.
Prince Philip a god? LMFAO.