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cv1984 58 points ago +58 / -0

Wow. Like the food was never touched by anyone too. Will she burn the sheet outside the store too or nah she will just throw it in the car

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Proud_American 43 points ago +43 / -0

Total lack of awareness. She either doesn’t understand why viruses have succeeded in finding hosts or she is just fucking retarded and scared out of her mind.

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Skogin 21 points ago +21 / -0

Halloween costume.

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FightingTeuton 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’d wager combo of both plus some neuroses to boot!

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prayinpede 6 points ago +6 / -0

Id kinda.like to wear a full hazmat suit and shame all the maskers for killing grandma

I just noticed its always granda no one give a shit about grandpa apparently

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NavySTG 14 points ago +14 / -0

I have a neighbor like this. Her husband has to work and do all the shopping. She has lysol concentrate and mixes it by the gallon, then into spray bottles. She has multiple "stations" in her garage.

The following are his accounts whike talking to him.... He comes home and unloads the vehicle onto a table. She then takes him into an area inside where he strips naked. She then sprays him down with Lysol and he runs to the shower which she already has running. She then places his clothes inside a bag and sorays it with Lysol, then ties a knot.

She then goes out and wipes all boxes down, and proceeds to remove stuff and reseal them in gallon ziplock bags. Keep in mind, these bags have all been sterilized.

Once done, she wipes the vehicle down, inside and out. The whole time, shes in fishing waders, big rubber glives, mask, and face shield. She then throws the clothes in and washes them 3x. Total kook.

The sad thing is they have 2 boys that turn 13 this year. Zero contact with anyone since covid started.

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honk_honk_honk 7 points ago +7 / -0

I would laugh if she didn't find a man retarded enough to marry her and have two kids with her. Sad

This is exactly why you don't stick it in crazy.

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NavySTG 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep, the kids are the ones who will suffer. And God only know the extent of the psychological damage.

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Womp_womp 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's the thing. You nailed it on the head.

Stick his dick in crazy.

I'm telling you right now the crazy ones take care of business in the bedroom. I dated a total psycho for a 6 month period. She was the most manipulative, crazy cunt I'd ever met. She blew my mind the sack and otherwise, I got to the point where I hated her. I dumped her despite the good sex, several times. Imagine being 20 and throwing away the best sex you will ever get in your life. I tried to dump her several times, but she always would show up....knowing she could find a way to get me back into bed because 20 year old males don't always use their big brain. She made my life hell for 6 months.

She wanted my babies, and frankly, scared the shit out of me. I only escaped because I was leaving the country. I wonder what kinds of crazy stuff she does in the sack to let him look past the psycho.

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honk_honk_honk 1 point ago +1 / -0

It seems to be a frequent tactic.

To stay with such a woman and risk the chance of kids'd reprehensible however, you're setting up them up for failure - around 40-50% of trans kids have mothers with BPD.

You're lucky she didn't pierce the condoms or scoop your DNA.

I have a hunch in more sane societies, ie ones with standards and crazy houses, those women make up the 20 odd percent that don't have living descendants.

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FreedomYeah 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow. You should just walk in the front door. See what happens.

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NavySTG 5 points ago +5 / -0

That would be a hoot...lol. She may quite literally die of fear.

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FreedomYeah 4 points ago +4 / -0

Let us know how it goes!

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NavySTG 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like your thinking, but it would probably get me a felony charge of some kind, and 2021 is NOT the time to lose your 2A.

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FreedomYeah 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fair enough

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Stanwyk74 3 points ago +3 / -0

Divorce is invented for this

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anonanomous 2 points ago +2 / -0

And I’m sitting there telling my friends how dumb you look still wearing a mask.

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operatorstorm712 11 points ago +11 / -0

LOL! That's one of the observations my son (works in an ER) has made: the ridiculousness of people wearing masks, often dirty, walking into the grocery, pulling mask down, rubbing nose itch, pulling mask back up, handling produce with snot crusted fingers...Practice Covid safety!!!

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beta-detector 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes, yes, .. that food was manufactured, transported and stored by robots.

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leakmouth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Imagine all the millions of microorganisms she’ll bring home on her “protective” sheet which would’ve remained on the cart of a sane shopper

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GingerLeeIwalk 32 points ago +32 / -0

The best part is they look at you like you're crazy for not being hermetically sealed

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tombombadil 3 points ago +3 / -0

Being absolutely right and being absolutely wrong feel exactly same.

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FightingTeuton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good one! I wish they would just become hermits and leave us alone. Have their shit delivered

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Worldskipper2 30 points ago +30 / -0

A lampshade for a very dim bulb

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watchman4u 4 points ago +4 / -0

hahaha

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k-doe1 23 points ago +23 / -0

well at least she will stop scratching her sides

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TEXinLA 10 points ago +10 / -0

Or her privates. Cone of Shame.

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FightingTeuton 5 points ago +5 / -0

Must have just had her flea and tick shot.

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TEXinLA 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fingers crossed she got spayed.

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ObongoForPrison2020 15 points ago +15 / -0

If this is your outlook on the world, why are you even in a grocery store?

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Stanwyk74 3 points ago +3 / -0

So people know she cares more than they do.

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wholeonions 10 points ago +10 / -0

She needs to turn off the TV.

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grndmrshlgando 9 points ago +9 / -0

that is the raw POWER of mass propaganda goyim. it can turn otherwise ordinary people into raving lunatics that belong in a padded room. seen it myself. amazing

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Beardicus 9 points ago +9 / -0

That is an upside down dog cone. We used to sell them in the feed store I worked at for dogs that were recently neutered.

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HiddenDekuScrub 7 points ago +7 / -0

SHE WEARS THE CONE OF SHAME!

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strictly1957 7 points ago +8 / -1

Please die!!!

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Beerleague 6 points ago +6 / -0

And she thinks she is smarter than everyone else NOT wearing a lampshade, gloves and a sheet

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Trumpdidit 6 points ago +7 / -1

Considering her dog is more than likely suffering at home, as his provider has taken his itch remedy and is inconsiderally using it in an unprovoked way, means she has no empathy for surffering animals.

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FightingTeuton 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kek

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Dravous 5 points ago +5 / -0

clearly hasn't ever worked retail. I don't think she'd waste her time if she knew what the stock rooms and truck trailers the products are stored in looks like.

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br1337 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hahha I want to use this idea at the office

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operatorstorm712 4 points ago +4 / -0

Admittedly, the coof has been a godsend for me...one of my bosses is "a hugger" (a good person, but I'm really not down with that much joviality, especially at work, especially with non-family members....social distancing please!!!!).

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leakmouth 6 points ago +6 / -0

Jeez I HATE when coworkers hug. You know they have issues (insecure, needy, attention-starved) or are pervs

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operatorstorm712 5 points ago +5 / -0

This one is just overly friendly -- not in a bad way, and a good boss. But the hugging...I hate to be impolite and churlish, but I don't miss it.

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br1337 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha same for me in many instances. HOWEVER I try to step it up at the office. They are doing plexi glass and masks and all that nonsense. I am trying to step them up to goggles, gloves, no drinking, no eating, maybe no talking and no bathrooms. We will see how far they can take it.

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ChuckedIntoAVan 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is some serious Louise Belcher (from Bob’s Burgers) shit. I love it.

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PeacefullautoFlavor 5 points ago +6 / -1

Bwahahahhahaha

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OvercookedSoleimani 4 points ago +4 / -0

lmao i'm gonna start wearing a lampshade around now

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 4 points ago +4 / -0

They're so desperate for attention.

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Saltybitch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Guys! They're "educated"! Superior to anyone who's part of the "conspiracy theorist" crowd. Just don't ask them to explain things like - red states who pushed back on lockdown tyranny doing better with covid cases than places like Michigan and New York.

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h4yw1r3_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

flip that cone over and that's date night in our household

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anonanomous 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most everyone on this site wears a mask in the store. You look just as dumb.

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Hexagon 3 points ago +3 / -0

So stupid. So sad. So much belief in science.

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chinita_atx 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is this the Philippines? Mask and shield are required in public including in cars where there are multiple people inside. The coronavirus has taken mystical, magical properties there. It's spreading and they don't know why.

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theRealPizzabandit 3 points ago +3 / -0

The cone of shame...

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upvote 3 points ago +3 / -0

Retardageddon.

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Patriot_winzzz 3 points ago +3 / -0

point and laugh real loud! destroy their sensitive lil hearts

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operatorstorm712 2 points ago +2 / -0

I fake cough around them....while not wearing a mask. The reactions are often priceless.

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Lol_Garrus 3 points ago +3 / -0

The cone of shame.

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watchman4u 2 points ago +2 / -0

Muh Covid

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BaldEagles 2 points ago +2 / -0

I swear to buddha just YESTERDAY I saw a guy walking down the street that was dressed EXACTLY LIKE THIS.

Cone of shame, gloves, mask, the whole 9.

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Dev404 2 points ago +2 / -0

Metaphorical. Looks like a lampshade with the lights still off.

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Space_Force 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's not the way dogs wear these. It's upside down.

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G_regulator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that a lamp shade or one of those collars that stop dogs licking their stiches? The topper is the bed sheet in the shopping trolley.

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RocketSprocket 1 point ago +1 / -0

so were howard hughes' toenails.

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OldGreg 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s hilarious!

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Jujubees 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes it looks ridiculous, and is fun to mock. I wouldn’t use it. But if this makes her feel safe and she’s protecting herself in a way that doesn’t infringe on my rights not to wear the same costume, I’m fine with it. That is what should have been done from the beginning.

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

That looks so Flupid!

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Cosmo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bah Bah goes the Sheeple

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UrTVisLying2U 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aaahhhh..the old upside down cone of shame look. A timeless classic.

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FightingTeuton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that a canine Elizabethan collar on her head? Why yes, yes it is.

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RichardNoggin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Troll genius

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Stanwyk74 1 point ago +1 / -0

Super heros

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SuckADickLefties 1 point ago +1 / -0

No they are just programmed differently.

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Tenspot20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lamp Shade Linda

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NeverTwitterer 1 point ago +1 / -0

wtf

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AmericanForever 1 point ago +1 / -0

There’s a lot of mentally ill people I recognize the more I get older. It kind of is upsetting.

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Wheres_Varg 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pray she gets her vaccines.

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Stanwyk74 1 point ago +1 / -0

She probably has the vaccine

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Wheres_Varg 1 point ago +1 / -0

She IS the vaccine.

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FreedomYeah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Touch her arm. Act like it's an accident.

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WashingtonPede 1 point ago +1 / -0

A lampshade?

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EagleOverTriumph 1 point ago +1 / -0

I almost thought the shirt said cucked for a moment.

Damn... watch out you might get the disease that kills less than 1% of people!

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Isaiah53 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a dog cone of shame on her head.

Appropriate.

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DahnaldTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

What kind of life is this woman trying to save