Hello friends. Public service announcement time. If you choose to 420, that’s cool bro. No judgement here. But for the love of God, would you please not toke it up, and go to a gun store???
First, you make the entire place smell like a skunk’s prolapsed asshole. Second, there is no way in hell that you are going to purchase anything even remotely firearm related. We will refuse to sell guns, ammo, magazines, triggers, basically anything that will assist you in operating a firearm.
I then get the pleasure of escorting your skunk ass out of the store.
I’ve had to turn down three sales in the last two weeks due to stupidity.
That goes for alcohol, meth, coke, smack, speedballs, whatever. Do not come in under the influence.
Okay? K.
Okay -- but what if I come in smelling of burnt parmesan cheese and hooker feet?
50% discount, am I right?
Oh, and I don't have to show ID because that'd be racist, right? That's how this works?
Of course. Forgot the cheese and hookers. No ID required for POC’s in the store. In fact, we pay them to take a gun as a form of reparations.
only the 100 dollar bill hipoints tho