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sustainable_saltmine 8 points ago +8 / -0

The COVID overlords: "the vaccine is your ticket back to normalcy"
Also The COVID overlords: "lol we're never letting you out of COVID world, just take the jab and shut up"

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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

Also Boston: Hijab-wearing backpack guy. Humpty Dumpty Security: Yeah, just put it over there, we don't want to offend you.

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AlabamaSlamma 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd think showing proof of no Muslim affiliation would make more sense, seeing as how Islam has killed more Boston marathon runners than Covid has.

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kyle6969 1 point ago +1 / -0

Marathons are similar to COVID in that they really only affect 1% of the participants. And what I mean by that is that 99% of the people running the marathon could just stay home and run the equivalent of the marathon and take note of their time and either achieve a personal best or not and no one else needs to know that you even did it.

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Tenspot20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Watch The Fall to the Ground

Seems like that mask may cause damage to the respiratory systems of these runners.

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Proud_American 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tests cost money.