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conservativefrank 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine if Columbus was a Jew.

"What should I care, your majesty, don't give me the money. Why should I go sailing around the world like some hoity toity big shot? My son, he went to university - He's a big shot. He speaks 5 languages - none of them Yiddish, but I should complain?"

King and Queen: "Give him the money. Just get him out of here. If we hear about his son one more time..."

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gushgosh -1 points ago +1 / -2

To be fair it wasn't much different.

"I promisse you, it's not that big!!!" Eventually he survived only because there was land in the way.

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FightingTeuton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cause you were there right? Historians tend to disagree, Isabella herself read all of his navigational charts and treatises and made an educated investment.

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gushgosh -1 points ago +1 / -2

Sorry, do I look like the god emperor? Of course I wasn't there!

Are you sure it wasn't just an excuse to get rid of the crazy lunatic with the wrong math?

"I'm sure, your magesty, india is right over there!"