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GeneralVeers 4 points ago +4 / -0

It was a quality control issue. All of his pillows had bite marks on them.

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muslimporn 4 points ago +4 / -0

If anyone wants to invest in me then I'll make a pillow company for liberals. Our initial product range will consist of relatively normal pillows except with a nipple. They'll be tested for optimum comfort so they can effortlessly suck the nipple as they are going to sleep.

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GeneralVeers 2 points ago +2 / -0

If your pillows have asbestos in them, I'm in.

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muslimporn 1 point ago +1 / -0

They will be made from recycled tampons and sanitary towels.