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Friendly_B 34 points ago +34 / -0

I had a client who disappeared from communication for two weeks because of the jab.

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FightingTeuton 26 points ago +26 / -0

Covidiots, can’t live with them, can live way better without them

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TheLionIsHere 2 points ago +2 / -0

With that was true with me...

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Shaffro 28 points ago +28 / -0

So if you die from the third vaccine that means it totally worked.

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Sophie1776 13 points ago +13 / -0

100%

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f_bastiat 10 points ago +10 / -0

Literally can't catch it if ur dead

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Okieshartpostdoke 8 points ago +8 / -0

If you're dead, you can't kill my grandma. Its working 👍

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Keiichi81 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can't get the Coof if you're dead! 100% protected!

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 20 points ago +21 / -1

Just hearing or reading that popularised "the jab" gives me spasms.

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leakmouth [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

Muh “jab” is seriously cringe

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 4 points ago +4 / -0

Arrested development's one helluva drug.

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MAGAnic316 2 points ago +2 / -0

The radio dipshits here in NZ call it the same, but it always sounds like “the Jeb” to my South African ears 😆

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow, it's everywhere! One world order with one set of instructions.

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arebee 18 points ago +18 / -0

That’s what happens in the short term. What happens in the long run??

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JESUSJUGS 21 points ago +22 / -1

Well, from what I’ve seen it’s basically like injecting yourself with an autoimmune disease (hence the RNA factor of the vaccine). It attacks certain cells in your body and is designed that way. There were some doctors saying that, upon the initial jab, you may have a slight reaction followed by a year-long latency period. After that period, you will have a severe reaction and basically have to live with an autoimmune disease your entire life (at best) or deal with death (at worst).

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arebee 8 points ago +9 / -1

bu-bu-but... if it saves one life. Think of grandma!

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BoffoTheClown 8 points ago +11 / -3

You know what actually saves a life?

Not trying to force mRNA vaccines on me.

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bubadmt 5 points ago +5 / -0

All.

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 11 points ago +11 / -0

These same people are terrified of even the slightest pains or confrontations, by the way. Anxiety is apparently worse than nerve damage.

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Dahnald2020 11 points ago +11 / -0

There's a whole MSM PR campaign for this as well. That's how you know something nefarious is happening

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Blndhairylegs 8 points ago +8 / -0

and in 6 months they will have to get jabs 3 and 4 since their so called immunity doesnt last. Sooner or later, you are going to have a negative reaction at that rate.

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TrumpAndGodWin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bill Gates wants you to take 10 per year. Sad.

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Libertardian 3 points ago +3 / -0

...10 per year or you are dead, whichever comes first.

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G_regulator 8 points ago +8 / -0

All those symptoms are signs your body's trying to reject whatever's in that jab. Considering there's no live or dormant virus in these "vaccines" then what's your body trying to fight?

Itself is my guess.

The jab changes your RNA so that it recognizes the spike protein in the "covid rna samples" that were postulated on as being the mystery virus (note covid has never been isolated and sequenced). Your body knows what your RNA should look like so when the "vaccine" changes your RNA your body is now creating an immune response to itself.

This is why some people die in horrible agony as they body rejects their internal organs and turn them to soup.

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FuckGovernment 8 points ago +8 / -0

When getting experimental shots from the government is virtuous and bragging rights....

LOL

These are the same people who only eat organic food. LOL

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 4 points ago +4 / -0

Soylent green is hardly organic.

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Trumpdidit 7 points ago +7 / -0

The second jab can only make him stronger...You go patriot......LOL

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Sophie1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

If only patients were always this co-operative with treatment. This only applies to vaccines, apparently.

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's what happens when people are fed the lie that doctors "cure" things. Nobody wants to take the effort to actually change their lifestyle to help themselves but they'll trip over themselves to pay hundreds of bucks a month to down bottles of manufactured medicine. I'd call it Darwinism in action if it weren't for the fact the medical institutions artificially keep these people alive and prioritize them in maternity wards.

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Sophie1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

Spot on! Explains why medicine is a practice.

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Susurro 6 points ago +7 / -1

And everyone reports the 2nd one is worse.

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bubadmt 3 points ago +4 / -1

Good night sweet prince.

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leakmouth [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

And all the FB doctors reassure each other: tHiS iS tOtEs nOrMaL.

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WhyTee1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I call them Covtards.

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gaijin_ronin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Death ahead. RAMMING SPEED!

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MAGAsJustBegun 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder when we're gonna see a commercial that's like "we are PATRIOTS! We support Trump, and we chose to take the vaccine! You should to! Help get us back to normal!".

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Stanwyk74 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jabs are soooo cooool.

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RailroadWildflower 3 points ago +3 / -0

When the “witches” drowned at Salem, that meant the Calvinist doctrine was working.

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Dev404 3 points ago +3 / -0

So severe side effects means it's working? You can get similar effects getting bit by a venomous snake. Does that mean snake venom works for Covid also? Dumbfucks.

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grndmrshlgando 3 points ago +3 / -0

just let them kill themselves. the rest of us need to be making hay while the sun is still shining if you know what I mean

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ChuckedIntoAVan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Longtime family friend posts shit like this. Took their teenager to get the shot too. Said they’re saving the world one person at a time. Lost their elderly mother with many health issues to covid and is now a completely batshit crazy mask nazi. Like that would have helped. I don’t even speak to these people anymore, because if I do, I know we will end a 50 year friendship because of their brainwashed psychosis. It’s sad.

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The_Left_The 1 point ago +1 / -0

Count yourself lucky that you don't have to live with 'em.

I am literally the only member of my immediate family who isn't an insane mask Nazi. And I get NO sympathy for medical exceptions. I nearly keeled over in the middle of a store because of a panic attack thanks to the damned masks obstructing my airways, and when I went to see a doctor my heart rate jumped a good 30 BPM when I had to wear a mask more than 20 minutes.

But I've had nearly a half-dozen screaming matches with my mother who insisted that I wear masks for hours on end during church services. My father informed me that I'd be excluded from family Christmas unless I wore one for hours. I tried to share a meal with my brother, but he refused to eat and just stared at me across the table with a mask on the whole time. And I'm getting lectured about how I have to train myself to wear masks for 8 hours when trying for an entire year only expanded from 90 seconds to 10 minutes without panic attacks.

My own family insists that I torture myself and destroy my own health because they're afraid of getting the coof.

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Chosimbaone 2 points ago +2 / -0

Technically that does mean it's working. In the same way that dropping a bucket of ball bearings into an industrial fan is "working"

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VonTyger 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like COVID cuck but covidiot is pretty good too.

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pwntent 1 point ago +1 / -0

how near death do you need to get before they admit "its not supposed to do that"?