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20KAG20 76 points ago +76 / -0

Class clowns are actually funny though. California isn’t funny, it’s pathetic and ruining the country “Most likely to still live with your parents” fits better I think.

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Bill_Clinton_is_a_ 19 points ago +19 / -0

Kek

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basedvirginian 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think “Most Likely to Be the Crazy Homeless Person” is more Cali energy

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

don't forget meth

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beta-detector 5 points ago +5 / -0

He misspelled "Ass Clown"

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MagaHippie88 3 points ago +3 / -0

KEK <3 MAGA2021

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Carry_Your_Name 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't blame them. What option do they have in a commie state with waves and waves of anti eviction policies and protests? Landlords would rather sell the property or ask a year's worth of rent money. It's almost impossible to find a decent place to live if you have no connections.

On the other hand, don't you think it's a brilliant strategy to save the rent money by living with your parents even if there're plenty of places for rent? You probably still have to pay off your student loan debt and credit card debt, but one less burden is always better than one more on your balance sheet.

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GEOTUSMAGA 30 points ago +31 / -1

Do it, Texas.

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SomaliSwede_RapeBaby 4 points ago +8 / -4

🇨🇱April 19, 2021🇨🇱

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Urusovite 17 points ago +17 / -0

That's the Chile flag and what is April 19th?

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RyanT282 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's the day that Texas takes the flag from Chile.

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SomaliSwede_RapeBaby 3 points ago +3 / -0

...and openly declares the Confederate States of Texas

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Wefree1776 24 points ago +24 / -0

NY- class action lawsuit for most murders DC - class emo OR- riot capital MI- most likely to have criminals.

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QLARP 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't get the NY one most murders by guns?

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fat50 9 points ago +10 / -1

Old folks in nursing homes

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boonjosh 22 points ago +22 / -0

California is more like the Student most likely to fail.

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QLARP -4 points ago +4 / -8

Eh it's the 6th biggest economy in the world

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HeavyVetting 11 points ago +11 / -0

The bigger they are the harder they fall. They have a lot of debt and they are still handing out to illegals.

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Grunt422 4 points ago +4 / -0

I also remember when it was the third highest. Food for thought China is the 2nd highest, but I wouldn't want to live there ! I am also a CA. native from the good days, but left because of the craziness !

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WOMP_WOMP_FAGGOT 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Soviet Union was the second biggest economy in the world.

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pedoguy 3 points ago +7 / -4

Then why is everybody fleeing it? Love hearing leftwing mental gymnastics. Gimmie your best!

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QLARP 3 points ago +4 / -1

According to migration statistics while 1.2 million moved away 750,000 moved in.

Probably because it's too expensive.

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UpTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

They move to red states and vote for the same crazy policies they fled

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TAIWANNUMBERONE 18 points ago +19 / -1

Teacher's Pet: China.

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Donger-Lord2 4 points ago +4 / -0

You mean Washington.

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master_kek 3 points ago +4 / -1

What's the difference

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Donger-Lord2 2 points ago +2 / -0

None.

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Konsaki 15 points ago +16 / -1

Eh, CA is 'Most Likely to OD on Drugs'

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ObongoForPrison2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

I thought that was GF.

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JimzeBMk1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Minnesota

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QLARP 5 points ago +5 / -0

West Virginia

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Mooksayshigh 4 points ago +4 / -0

Definitely WVA or Ohio.

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basedvirginian 1 point ago +1 / -0

I feel like PA could also be a contender

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orangemangood2 11 points ago +12 / -1

I agree, but Florida should be both categories: best all around and class favorite.

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South_Florida_Guy 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'd go for some of that there secede'n, too!

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orangemangood2 5 points ago +6 / -1

This guy gets it. Maybe we can all join forces with the rest of the red states. Georgia might be allowed a spot, but not before it cleans up its act. Texas, Florida and Ohio are the three places holding it down the most. But Florida is the best by far.

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macrolinx 4 points ago +4 / -0

You could always join the Conch Republic. 😀

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South_Florida_Guy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I already have the flag!

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macrolinx 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have a 1994 commemorative tank top, and it still fits!!

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QLARP 2 points ago +5 / -3

With all the Florida man stories I'd vote FL as class weirdo

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South_Florida_Guy 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Florida man" stories and the idea that there's something wrong with Florida is nothing but anti-White propaganda.

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QLARP -1 points ago +2 / -3

Anti white? Relax not everything is racially charged.

Are you telling me Florida doesn't have crazy people that smoke meth and wrestle alligators?

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South_Florida_Guy 3 points ago +4 / -1

As long as it keeps liberals from moving here, sure yeah, Florida man.

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QLARP -2 points ago +1 / -3

It's got a good gov and doing well against big tech and lockdown hysteria.

But 1 good year doest erase half a century of smoking bath salts and making out with your cousins.

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South_Florida_Guy 3 points ago +3 / -0

See that's what people who are jealous of what we have here while they live in some commie shithole say about us and there you go again doubling down on the anti White bullshit. Have fun NOT living here I guess.

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QLARP 0 points ago +2 / -2

Lmao you sound like a social justice warrior seeing race behind every funny comment. You are definitely a low iq Florida boy

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Ben45 1 point ago +1 / -0

the real class clown

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orangemangood2 0 points ago +2 / -2

There's definitely something to that, but I'll take that any day over Dem run places, like say Portland or Seattle. They're also weird, but the much worse variety.

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PoorKidsJustAsBright 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's because of the Sunshine Act: "Under the Sunshine Act, the public and the media are given access to crime reports almost immediately after they happen, like the daily booking report, which is posted almost as soon as a person is booked into jail. That information allows reporters to detail the narratives quickly."

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orangemangood2 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'd believe it.

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concealedaces 8 points ago +8 / -0

Colorado is the dropout

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Sweetlysouthern1409 4 points ago +4 / -0

No love for Missouri?!?

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Fuckface_Jill 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't worry, we are going to turn California into PUBG IRL and then everyone can have fun.

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pedoguy 3 points ago +5 / -2

Most likely to drop out and suck dick for a living: California.

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wolfsettler 2 points ago +2 / -0

HA! My wife keeps asking why I'm talking about moving to South Dakota. No taxes and no gun laws! She keeps saying it costs more and I keep saying that you pay less in the long run with no taxes.... Plus they have no gun laws!

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Zenki_Z33 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't forget cali had more Trump votes than any other state. AND THE NEVER COUNTED MINE!

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MAGA_Aoyoc 2 points ago +2 / -0

California is more like the most likely to end up in jail.

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CynicalTwit22 2 points ago +2 / -0

Texas and Florida will be blue come the 10 year reunion

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Lepreco-Inc 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bad order. Lead with cali and end with Texas.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm very much looking forward to an updated version of this meme when California has shed that accurate label. We've got a bit of work to do......

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WisestGuru93 2 points ago +2 / -0

If Texas seceded, does the flag change to 49 stars? Just asking for a friend bc I'm in Texas bitch

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PodunkTexas 2 points ago +2 / -0

California is more like a Hunter Biden loser than a clown. "Most likely to sleep with a hooker while on crack" fits that state better.

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Stallionstyle 2 points ago +2 / -0

TN - Most likely to survive the Hunger Games

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CAIndependent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Most unregistered guns per capita... bring it!

May the odds be forever in your favor

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flashersenpai 1 point ago +1 / -0

GA should be class clown its a fuckin mess

at least CA is a known shithole

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MagaDevildog2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Class clown should be Class Idiot

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magaman5000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Quality meme

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ObviatingTyranny 1 point ago +2 / -1

South Dakota isn't what people think it is. There's almost no industry and half the population are alcoholic res plants. They live there and never leave.

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DrinkLikeAGilmore 2 points ago +2 / -0

No industry? What???

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ObviatingTyranny 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also it's super cold and the schools suck.

FFS people keep your shit off the radar.

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DrinkLikeAGilmore 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes, it's super cold for about 6mths which is why I love it.

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ObviatingTyranny 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you want more people to move to South Dakota...

...you don't actually live there.

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ObviatingTyranny 3 points ago +3 / -0

I lived there for 3 years. It's my favorite place I've lived in the US. If it's trashed like everywhere else by the time I retire I'm gonna be pissed.

Keep it secret! Keep it safe!

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DrinkLikeAGilmore 1 point ago +1 / -0

We actually DONT want more people to move here. But we DO have industries here.

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MAGAsian 1 point ago +1 / -0

California is more like the class rapist

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TheTuckerDiaries 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao spot on.

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TheRealPizzaPope 1 point ago +2 / -1

Texas isn't going to secede for shit. Before long they'll be California 2.0 if something doesn't change. The Governor is a stupid cuck.

My opinion of Texas would change real quick if they Constitutional Carry.

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Stallionstyle 1 point ago +1 / -0

DC - Most accident-prone.....Tripping up stairs, Clinton-style "accident", etc.

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keepamericagreat102 1 point ago +1 / -0

South Dakota governor cucked to Trannies lately. Not best all around.

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teacheryteach 1 point ago +1 / -0

California is "the one who ruins it for everybody" or "the reason we can't have nice things"

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Stallionstyle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oregon - Most likely to start a riot

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Donger-Lord2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck noem. That whore can burn in hell.

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hillaryprison 1 point ago +1 / -0

secede?

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master_kek 0 points ago +1 / -1

And minnesota is the retarded kid

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slowmotrin -1 points ago +1 / -2

Kristi Noem is now in the same league as California for backing the trans lobby.

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DrinkLikeAGilmore 0 points ago +2 / -2

And she turned down Trump's offer to reject refugees in 2019, put in a stay at home order for several weeks for those 65+ yrs old, etc. She isn't the saint so many conservatives make her out to be.

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's a lot better than literally every other governor except maybe DeSantis

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DrinkLikeAGilmore 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am just saying... I live in South Dakota and she also is not the perfect saint many make her out to be.

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same, but she's better than most. I'm kinda mad at her for driving all these liberals into our beautiful free state though.

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DrinkLikeAGilmore 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep...and more coming. At school drop off seeing more and more cars with plates from IL, NV, CA, and NY. Going to be much worse once the main Amazon bldg is finished.

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +2 / -0

Makes me mad. Housing is expensive and only going up, traffic is getting worse. I wish she didn't become a national celebrity

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DrinkLikeAGilmore 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agree

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slowmotrin 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's amazing that we are getting down voted for trying to say this too, oh well.

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DrinkLikeAGilmore 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably by majority of people who don't actually even live in South Dakota and aren't fully aware of everything going on here so don't really care. People who live by upvotes or downvotes need to rethink their lives anyway.

"Meth, we're on it" and "Don't jerk & drive"...literal SD state paid for campaigns 🤦‍♀️ First being one that Noem paid BIG bucks for a company in MINNESOTA to make 🙄

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slowmotrin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hmm that is interesting, I would have thought that people who did live there would have liked the governor more, but you know everything is nuanced. I started out liking the governor, but was also wary because I didn't really know anything else she believed in, so far it doesn't look like she is the red-blooded conservative people thought.