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posted ago by df0ster5 ago by df0ster5 +2260 / -0

Because I told her I'm never getting the vaccine, and that masks and vax passports are retarded and pointless.

I knew we always had political differences but it was never a major issue until some degenerate doctor told her family that covid was the reason her 90 year old grandfather with the worst case of Alzheimer's/dementia you could imagine passed away.

It actually hurts my soul, not that we broke up, but that I realized I spent 5 years of my life with a partner who was as lizard-brained as the rest of the 99% of the world's population.

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thisguy883 11 points ago +13 / -2

Yup, but it fucking sucks being 40 and having a kid.

By the time you're 50, they are 10.

By the time you're 60, they are 20.

You'll be 70 when they are 30.

You'll be 80 if they decide to have children at 40 like you, unless you have a daughter.

Point is, you should have kids when you're young if that's what you want in life. Work and success can come later and you can enjoy a good time with your children and still be able to keep up with them.

I'm 34 and my daughter is 4. I can barely keep up with her now. I can't imagine being in my mid 40's raising a toddler.

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QuickHands 12 points ago +13 / -1

No offense, but are you some soft, womanly out-of-shape blob of a man? I know it's the internet and people like to lie, but tell the truth

How can you be 34 and dead already? You sound like you have a shit diet and skip cardio. No bueno. Get your shit together my man, we need more people breeding that aren't asshole leftists. But if you're going to be a weak butt pirate about it and pretend one kid is a 95-hour a week job (it isn't, no matter what Jezebel and HuffPo say), maybe one is plenty. Just saying.

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LAnderson 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol 😂.

Couldn’t have said it better.

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thisguy883 5 points ago +6 / -1

Fucked up my back in the military while deployed.

You try getting up every morning chasing a toddler around when you can barely move because of a spine injury.

Funny how you all seem to jump to conclusions. First thing you go for is, "Oh he must be an out of shape piece of crap".

Na man. Its just hard to move as fast as she does when you literally have to rest every 5 mins because it feels like someone is digging a knife in your leg and lower back.

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ianpatrick1966 1 point ago +1 / -0

Exactly this I'm 43 and have absolutely no trouble keeping up with my 3-year-old. I also work out at the gym every single day except for Sunday which is the Lord's day and made for rest.

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Sting 5 points ago +5 / -0

As someone who waited to nearly 40 (health reasons, long story), having kids is worth everything no matter how old you are - BUT HAVE THEM YOUNG.

Then you can make lots! We wish we could have more.

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ianpatrick1966 -1 points ago +1 / -2

Only the wife needs to be young and as she ages out it is certainly possible to upgrade/replace her with a younger model if you can afford it.

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UsernameChecksOutt 1 point ago +2 / -1

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ianpatrick1966 1 point ago +2 / -1

I mean not to be crude but Trump did it every time.

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weaponized_frogs 4 points ago +5 / -1

I'm 34 and my daughter is 4. I can barely keep up with her now. I can't imagine being in my mid 40's raising a toddler.

Dude what? There are tens of thousands of people in their 50's, 60's, and even 70's that run marathons or deadlift hundreds of lbs or hike 15 miles in a day up and down mountains.

Get off your ass and exercise!

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ianpatrick1966 2 points ago +2 / -0

When I was 20 or 30 I did not have the financial resources to afford a top breeding stock wife.

Sure I could have had kids but what quality?

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thisguy883 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was making like 40k when I was in my mid 20's. Met my current wife. Now i'm in my mid 30's making over 100k. After my daughter was born, that was the motivation I needed to make sure I was successful. Took me less than 4 years to do it.

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ianpatrick1966 -1 points ago +1 / -2

When I was in my mid-20s the only thing I could date were fours and fives. I found it much easier to pull in 8 9s and 10s once I had seven figures in the bank account.

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thisguy883 1 point ago +1 / -0

Funny how that works huh?

I would rate my wife a solid 8. She is definitely hot and she gets plenty of attention. She is slightly crazy (gets super jealous) but overall a great person to be with. Never had someone who stuck with me this long and we can deal with each others bullshit.

I will say this, anything over a 7, be ready to start spending money. Anything over 8, get ready to deal with some MAJOR bullshit. 9's and 10's are fun to look at, but horrible to be with. Speaking from experience.

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DebbieinDallas 2 points ago +5 / -3

You arent raising her. Your wife is. Your job is to provide for your family.