It took a year, but I finally got noticed by a Karen for not wearing a mask. It was a beautiful day in Hollywood and my buddy who lives next door and I went to get a coffee around lunch time.
We were walking home, drinking from our cups, and I had my mask around my neck (have to wear one to enter the coffee shop, because California, but I always pull it down once I exit businesses) when suddenly we approached a middle aged Krazed Karen walking her dog. She immediately starts making snarky comments like "I can't believe this! What is going on with all these maskless people! Is it a convention? Unreal!"
Being an ex-New Yorker, I of course did not hold my tongue. I immediately shot back, "oh, shut the fuck up, idiot, I'm drinking a fucking coffee...outside!" She seemed absolutely stunned that someone would not bow down to her and beg forgiveness! She began sputtering nonsense at that point - could barely form a coherent word, she was so flustered!
As she continued to mutter and began walking around us - giving us a wide berth, as if she was certain we had the 'Rona - I started yelling "Oh my God, YOU'RE GOING TO GET THE DISEASE!! Holy shit YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!!!"
This made her pick up her pace and she fled the scene.
Can't believe it took me this long to draw the attention of a Mask Nazi!!
99.9%! God bless you fellow pede and former NYer. These people in LA are fucking retarded! All doomers in LA. They are programmed by the tv. Scary place. I hate it here. I want to move to Florida.
Also want to move to FL. The funny thing was, the day before this I witnessed a male Karen at the grocery store make a nasty comment to a women because she forgot to put on her mask when she entered the store - that just pissed me off for the rest of the day (mainly pissed at myself for not standing up for her, but I was in a hurry and it wasn't worth the trouble). So, when the next day a Karen talked smack to me on the street, I was primed to pop off.