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SnackRobinson 17 points ago +17 / -0

🎶 No eggs. Empty egg carton. 🎶

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CommanderDaddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

🎶 You don't have any eggs. 🎶

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103_ 8 points ago +9 / -1

People believe it’s better to slave away for a corporation and then to raise the next generation and continue your family line.

Listen, if you’re exceptional and you are going to change the world with your career, like elon musk or some shit, then yeah dedicate your life to your career. But chances are you aren’t elon musk. Chances are you’re a glorified blogger for some mass media corporation, or you’re a marketing strategist for fuckin pepsico or whatever dedicating 12 hours a day to convince people to drink colored corn syrup.

Is that your legacy? That’s what your giving up parenthood for? Lol

Btw elon has a bunch of kids

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chelthing 3 points ago +3 / -0

Elon musk is also a dude

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thatguynobody 1 point ago +2 / -1

This

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thatguynobody 2 points ago +3 / -1

Having kids is the single most tangible and meaningful way to cement one's legacy; respect and love (in that order) your spouse/partner, have kids and love the absolute shit outta them, and teach them to do the same when their time comes.

Life really is that simple.

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Lurking_Waiting 8 points ago +9 / -1

Those women.. lol, they climbed the ladder of their job dogging on men. One day woke up and looked around. Eggs all dried out. 2 pounds of make-up just to get noticed. When they die all they will get is a back pages blurb and forgotten forever after that. The biological clock just dropped kicked her hard.

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Zhongda 8 points ago +8 / -0

And the most amazing part, they did it to themselves!

Thanks feminism. You played yourself.

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quantum_wetware 7 points ago +7 / -0

fucked around and found out lol

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anonanomous 3 points ago +3 / -0

this kek is the saltiest

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Chopblock 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sex and the City chicks come home to roost

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kleindropper 6 points ago +6 / -0

BOOOM! THE WALL! JUST LIKE THAT!

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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anonanomous 1 point ago +2 / -1

Women, if you’re not marrying in your 20s, this is your fate.

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TruthSetMeFree 1 point ago +2 / -1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!