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MajorBiden 326 points ago +329 / -3

BAHAHAAA omfg I laughed way to hard at this

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Brucesky420 94 points ago +97 / -3

Guys guys, it's not because she's a woman. It's because her mask from China was filled with asbestos powder. Don't worry, she'll be dead next week and we'll have a stronger, more diverse woman there to do her job

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DaveMastor 54 points ago +54 / -0

Yeah, probably one that's built like Michael Obama.

So... a guy... pretending to be a woman.

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IamM 20 points ago +20 / -0

Seeing Michelle Obama/that crazy jenner bastard trying to pretend to be women reminds me of that johnny knoxville movie where he pretended to be handicapped in the special olympics. Like I'm pretty sure you could have jenner compete in the female 100m and despite all of the surgeries he'd still finish top-3.

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QuranIsToiletPaper 25 points ago +25 / -0

For those wondering, the strength difference on display here is not due merely to body size difference.

While men are typically larger than women, men also have more Type II (fast-twitch) muscle fibers.

In other words, not just the amount of muscle, but the type of muscle.

On average, even between a man and woman of the same size, the man will be physically stronger for this reason.

Gender differences in strength and muscle fiber characteristics

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8477683/

Battle of the Sexes: Should Training Guidelines for Men and Women Be the Same?

https://www.acefitness.org/education-and-resources/professional/prosource/june-2016/5926/battle-of-the-sexes-should-training-guidelines-for-men-and-women-be-the-same/

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Conservativechick 1 point ago +1 / -0

At 60, or whatever he is.

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Sodapopinski 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those are the best women!

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Probably_tryna_sleep 15 points ago +15 / -0

Like a woman who was assigned male at birth?!??! By some transphobe doctor who assumed this woman was a male because of stupid details like being born with male genitalia and xy chromosomes?!??!!!!?!?! Fucking science is so racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic!!!

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donaldismydad 40 points ago +41 / -1

that guy on the left of the artillery ALMOST won the darwin award by walking IN FRONT of the barrel, but lucky for him, that WOMYN was still tugging on that line, so he had a 99.9999999999% survival rate, similar to the plandemic!

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BloodElfSupporter 22 points ago +22 / -0

Dude, you don’t get it. He’s a CHAD. He KNEW that woman wasn’t gonna be able to do it. He walked in front of the cannon to prove the point.

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loverat 16 points ago +16 / -0

I noticed that as well - if she had actually managed to pull it he would have been fucked even walking under. Surely that's Artillery Safety 101 lol.

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WhatUCan 13 points ago +13 / -0

Under but yea wtf

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 5 points ago +5 / -0

The recoil on an artillery piece is worse for your health and wellbeing than muzzle blast.

You NEVER walk directly behind the breech. Ask any cannon cocker.

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operatorstorm712 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, I noticed that. Both. Have the other person stop and step away, then go over.

And no, women shouldn't be doing such things. There are plenty of places in the military for women, and they do a good job...but there are some places they should not be because they can't do a good job.

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Mean_MAGA_Facka 6 points ago +6 / -0

The punchline is they're both women atThe punchline is they're both women and the one on the left is trans the one on the left is trans

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Mashiki 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's because her mask from China was filled with asbestos powder.

Let's be fair. The chicoms are smarter than that, they're using graphene. And no, I'm not kidding.

Gonna be really fucked up for all those kids that wore those masks tho, since they're pretty sure graphene is a mutagenic carcinogen like asbestos.

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Joesf23 49 points ago +49 / -0

Hahahaha! Same...here's the thing though. If there was a dude trying to calm down a screaming baby and was failing miserably at it, then a woman came over and stopped the baby from crying, we would all nod our heads and say "thank goodness she was there to help."...There is nothing wrong with common sense or humans doing what they are wired to do. The left will never understand this because they want us all to be mind numb robots.

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milktoastfencesitter 25 points ago +25 / -0

Feminist response: she loosened it for him.

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BloodElfSupporter 10 points ago +10 / -0

Or that the cannon is misogynist

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lestork 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sexist reading: she teased the gun and he unloaded

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projectarcturus1 16 points ago +16 / -0

If they were at war, they'd be dead.

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MajorBiden 10 points ago +10 / -0

Ya know this also tells me she wasn't trained on this weapon AT ALL

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ProudWhiteMan 10 points ago +11 / -1

have you ever seen a woman turn on a lawnmower?

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MadMaxUSMC 3 points ago +3 / -0

I saw the women next door hop on and turn the key once or twice.

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blubberdong 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nope. They just told her it was like changing a tampon.

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MajorBiden 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks for that visual lol

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rootGoose 9 points ago +9 / -0

Someone called out the guy walking around the front side of the cannon and Miles replies with this:

He has the confidence and swagger of a real man in knowing that the woman could never have the strength to fire that cannon.