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Handshakemilkshake2 182 points ago +196 / -14

Can you hear it?

It's the kitchen...calling

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GoldenEarz 82 points ago +89 / -7

Q: why are women’s watches smaller than men’s?

A: because women already have a big clock, on the wall in the kitchen.

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flyover_deplorable 38 points ago +42 / -4

Why are women's feet smaller than men's? So they can stand closer to the sink.

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milktoastfencesitter 17 points ago +20 / -3

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?

A: Who cares. What the f*ck is she doing out of the kitchen anyway?

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Pappy_Gunn 12 points ago +13 / -1

WHy are there women astronauts? A: Because they are lighter than a dishwasher.

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buckeyeminuteman 5 points ago +10 / -5

It’s why their feet are so small. So they can stand closer to the sink.

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EdwardTeller 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's been far, far too long since I've heard a women in the kitchen joke I'm unfamiliar with. Thank you.

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Comingupblank 40 points ago +42 / -2

Sounds like spoons in a drawer

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NADSAQ 24 points ago +30 / -6

Professional kitchens called... they said they don’t want women either. Try pastry.

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Coolidge 27 points ago +28 / -1

I work in a high volume semi-fine dinning restaurant. Women can not hang. Plain and simple. Can they cook? Sure. But when the SHTF and we are balls to the wall they panic, are unsure of themselves, get too flustered, and are unable to snap back and pick it up after making a mistake. I've been at this restaurant for 15 years and we've had about a dozen female hires and not one lasted more than a year

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Joesf23 30 points ago +32 / -2

Yo, I work in the securities industry and it's the same shit. Something breaks or shuts down in the system and the women lose their fucking shit and cannot function without someone taking control of the situation that is not hormonal. Which is fine because when Im at home with 3 kids by myself and they are all sick or whiney Im ready to lose my shit after like 2 min. Where as my wife is totally in her element with that. We all have our natural strengths and weakenesses.

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Handshakemilkshake2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Exactly

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Dialectic 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bingo

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loverat 4 points ago +4 / -0

I worked in hospitality for years in many different places and I never worked with a GREAT female head chef who could keep her shit together like the men. All you have to do is compare the amount of world renowned chefs male to female ratio and you can see the truth in this.

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CucksForTheDonald [S] 2 points ago +3 / -1

I think the trait we're looking for here is "autism", not as in the spectrum, but the extreme commitment to one thing required to excel.

Such a commitment has costs that can be unreasonable. Statistically, this is more of a male thing than a female thing.

If such a difference exists, it is to be recognized and appreciated. It's not something that reflects poorly on either men or women.

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Winning_Bigly 20 points ago +20 / -0

Hmmm, I don’t remember dad needing to ring the dinner bell for mom.

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Mohawkian 10 points ago +14 / -4

Make me a sammich