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GoldenEarz 82 points ago +89 / -7

Q: why are women’s watches smaller than men’s?

A: because women already have a big clock, on the wall in the kitchen.

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flyover_deplorable 38 points ago +42 / -4

Why are women's feet smaller than men's? So they can stand closer to the sink.

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milktoastfencesitter 17 points ago +20 / -3

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?

A: Who cares. What the f*ck is she doing out of the kitchen anyway?

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Pappy_Gunn 12 points ago +13 / -1

WHy are there women astronauts? A: Because they are lighter than a dishwasher.

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Curlybill 5 points ago +6 / -1

Why do women wear white at their wedding? : so they match the other appliances

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buckeyeminuteman 5 points ago +10 / -5

It’s why their feet are so small. So they can stand closer to the sink.

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EdwardTeller 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's been far, far too long since I've heard a women in the kitchen joke I'm unfamiliar with. Thank you.