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flyover_deplorable 38 points ago +42 / -4

Why are women's feet smaller than men's? So they can stand closer to the sink.

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milktoastfencesitter 17 points ago +20 / -3

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?

A: Who cares. What the f*ck is she doing out of the kitchen anyway?

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Pappy_Gunn 12 points ago +13 / -1

WHy are there women astronauts? A: Because they are lighter than a dishwasher.

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Curlybill 5 points ago +6 / -1

Why do women wear white at their wedding? : so they match the other appliances

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spelunking_librator 1 point ago +1 / -0

why do women wear white at border? because islam was right about their place in the kitchen