Noone else in the family has so much as a red dot. Meanwhile, dad has what might be a rifle mounted to the bottom of a telescope 🔭. No plate carriers. No nods. And, the daughter, poor little thing gets stuck with a drum mag that is more likely to jamb than it is to fire when needed.

Besides that, dude is pro life. Here in Oklahoma, we demand an abolitionist stance on the abomination of murdering babies. Anything short of that and you might as well be some nonbianary genderqueer other kin.