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posted ago by BoughtByBloomberg2 ago by BoughtByBloomberg2 +669 / -0

She got the Johnson or I guess it's Janssen? You know the medical branch of the baby oil and talcum powder guys. She asked me how that's even possible. I asked her if she knew how effective this vaccine is claimed to be? She said she didn't know.

I told her to get a coin. That's how effective they claim it is. She was livid. I was laughing my ass off. She had huge side effects too. Fever for 2 days, nauseous and now she can go and have a big old flu for a week on top of that.

She was so gungho about getting vaxed too! Told her it wasn't worth it. Feels good to be right. Just thought I'd share this wonderful tale of "always read the fine print".

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Fignugent 12 points ago +13 / -1

not a very GOOD friend of yours since it doesn't seem like you told her it's NOT a vaccine...

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AwakeAwareNow 16 points ago +16 / -0

I stopped telling people. I can't believe how many of my friends have gotten it. Even ones that said no way they were getting it. Then they post they got it.

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IronMaiden 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have a friend who was against it, but is now lining up as soon as they can to get it because it will make visiting his dying grandfather easier. I can understand that, but fuck...