I've think the Miranda Rights need to be updated for modern times. As you know, they currently are:

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in court. You have the right to talk to a lawyer for advice before we ask you any questions. You have the right to have a lawyer with you during questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish. If you decide to answer questions now without a lawyer present, you have the right to stop answering at any time."

The updated version reflects modern justice much more accurately:

"You have the right to be violent. Anything you steal can be used by your family. You have the right to talk to a reporter to make up lies before the truth comes out. You have the right to have a lawyer play the race card during trial. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you for free just like everything else. If you decide to incite a race riot without the police present, you have the right to stop obeying the law at any time."

After all, that's how it works now, right?