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VinceOnAPlane 19 points ago +19 / -0

Those are Bronouns

They're like Pronouns but without the soy

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acasper 12 points ago +12 / -0

Sir/Sir

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47urOFH3d 9 points ago +9 / -0

Once you realize that you don't speak about yourself in third person, you can really have some fun with this. Like "pronoun: ignorewhatimsayingimstupid". And if somebody complains that you're using grammar to put words in their mouths...

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 13 points ago +13 / -0

I/me

That’s right. You need to use I and me as my third-person pronouns. Try not to get nervous.

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PurestEvil 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think I am joking!

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Donger-Lord2 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am gay.

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 4 points ago +4 / -0

well done. Have a vegan carob soy hemp cookie 🍪

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Bombshellacking 7 points ago +7 / -0

Beep/Bop/Boop. -Gina Carano

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halfstep 5 points ago +5 / -0

The best are you / who. No one could ever use your pronouns without creating mass confusion.

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Thirsty_Liberty_Tree 5 points ago +5 / -0

My pronouns are Lord/Master/King.

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MikePlacid 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice, but too short. I used to use:

Gender: Russian Male

Preferred Pronouns: they-masters-of-universe-and-electors-of-presidents / them-masters-of-universe-and-electors-of-presidents

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XERIPHYTE 4 points ago +5 / -1

Twitter is pure AIDS

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Ariel125 2 points ago +2 / -0

What’s the female equivalent?

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cherryred 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sis/gurl. Or at least it was until the drag queens took it.

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Grond999 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pronoun: 'I_love_Stalin_&_Hitler'

Only required when I'm around woke ppl.

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Sparhawk007 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I had twatter, i'd set my pronouns a Master/Mi'Lord

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nzsvz9 1 point ago +1 / -0

What about "Fren?"

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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TeachersUnionsSUCK 1 point ago +1 / -0

that/n***a

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Pelosi_Halitosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am dude/man or just plain old hey.

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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CoffeeIsForClosers 1 point ago +2 / -1

My God/Lord Savior.

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TwelveMoreYears 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bro/Bruh is the equivalent for Gay/Fag

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Homemade-Soap 0 points ago +1 / -1

I identify as Bill Cosby. My pronouns are Zip-zop/Zoobity-bop

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Ivleeeg 0 points ago +1 / -1

The only acceptable "pronoun" section is none. Your pronouns are described by the rules of the English language. Not by pretending the rules don't apply to you.