121 Would You Rather Be On A Deserted Island With A Dog Or A Tranny That Has Survival Skills? posted 2 days ago by Ben_dover 2 days ago by Ben_dover +121 / -0 I rather be with a Dog because the tranny has mental health issues so you can’t trust him 19 comments share 19 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (19) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 13 ▼ – AbrahamLincoln 13 points 2 days ago +13 / -0 41% chance the tranny's survival skills were overstated. permalink save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – FudgyFudgeBots 9 points 2 days ago +9 / -0 If it came down to having to kill and eat the dog or the tranny to survive, i would have a harder time killing the dog. permalink save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – GotMyFishingPole 7 points 2 days ago +7 / -0 Dog permalink save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – deleted 7 points 2 days ago +7 / -0 ▲ 6 ▼ – NamendaBiden 6 points 2 days ago +6 / -0 A dog. My last days on earth would be much more pleasant. permalink save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – OldKYguy 6 points 2 days ago +6 / -0 A typical person is roughly 68,000 calories worth of food. permalink save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – BigFreedomBoner 5 points 2 days ago +5 / -0 Amy Schumer if true. Sorry. Half of Amy Schumer if true. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – DavidGlowie 2 points 2 days ago +2 / -0 Well yeah but there's a reason we can't eat humans permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – OldKYguy 2 points 2 days ago +2 / -0 Just one confused one on a island won't hurt much. Especially until you get your lobster rigs going. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – DavidGlowie 1 point 1 day ago +1 / -0 Haha yeah I guess it could be a substantial appetizer lol permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – seeingeyebitch 4 points 2 days ago +4 / -0 A dog. I have survival skills and the dog isn't mentally unstable. permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – cnn_can_dox_my_balls 4 points 2 days ago +4 / -0 Is it a female with all her female parts? Betcha I can straighten her out. permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – SteelWolf87 4 points 2 days ago +4 / -0 A dog can be trained to hunt small game. A tranny would pull some %41 within the first 5 minutes. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Lurkermon 3 points 2 days ago +3 / -0 Well, at least you have food for a week or two. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – beholdachair 4 points 2 days ago +4 / -0 trick question: trannies are more likely to commit suicide than have 'survival skills'. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – JoeBidensDementia1 3 points 2 days ago +3 / -0 I'd rather drink the dog's piss than the tranny if it came down to it. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Brookes 3 points 2 days ago +3 / -0 Dog, always the dog. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 2 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – Jackhererer 2 points 2 days ago +2 / -0 I'll take option C) both, and use the tranny as bait. permalink save report block reply
41% chance the tranny's survival skills were overstated.
If it came down to having to kill and eat the dog or the tranny to survive, i would have a harder time killing the dog.
Dog
A dog. My last days on earth would be much more pleasant.
A typical person is roughly 68,000 calories worth of food.
Amy Schumer if true.
Sorry.
Half of Amy Schumer if true.
Well yeah but there's a reason we can't eat humans
Just one confused one on a island won't hurt much. Especially until you get your lobster rigs going.
Haha yeah I guess it could be a substantial appetizer lol
A dog. I have survival skills and the dog isn't mentally unstable.
Is it a female with all her female parts? Betcha I can straighten her out.
A dog can be trained to hunt small game. A tranny would pull some %41 within the first 5 minutes.
Well, at least you have food for a week or two.
trick question: trannies are more likely to commit suicide than have 'survival skills'.
I'd rather drink the dog's piss than the tranny if it came down to it.
Dog, always the dog.
I'll take option C) both, and use the tranny as bait.