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GenericInsult 1 point ago +1 / -0

So, what you are saying is... David Hogg lost a pillow fight?

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Highspergamy 1 point ago +1 / -0
  This is David Hogg's story.

"So there I was, laying in my bed, eyes closed, just hammering out the last logistical details of the launch of my far superior pillow when I thought I heard breathing, then caught the smell of liquor. I opened my eyes. Much to my dismay there was Mr Lindell beside my bed, holding a pillow in both hands just over my head. He growled menacingly, "Bet you didn't see this coming you little faggot. This is MAGA COUNTRY!!! " as he slammed the pillow down over my face.

I struggled to get free, which I would have easily been able to do because I've been going to the gym lately, but he had the strength of a maniac.

It was pretty obvious he was high as a kite on crack and PCP.

He was laughing like a lunatic as my consciousness began to fade, then I blacked out. I woke up sometime later. My mouth was full of pills and there were was an empty bottle of vodka on my bedside table.

There were pill bottles in my bed, and pills scattered all over me, along with a note declaring my intentions to leave this world because Donald Trump supporters were mean to me.

I don't know how long I was out, but the pillow must have been over my head for at least 4 or 5 minutes.

I felt really groggy, and then when I tried to remember all my plans for the best pillow the world would have ever seen, it was just blank.

I clearly suffered some localized brain damage from this viscious fascist assault.

I haven't yet recovered the specific engineering and pillow technology advancements I had worked out, so have to regretfully shelve that passion project of mine for now and hope for a full recovery. I've opened a gofund me, and I beg you to please consider making a donation to help get me through these difficult times, aid cost of care, and get me through rehabilitation and onto recovery.

I'll never let you down and let Trump and fascism win, and I know you won't let me down either.

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