Maybe should have taken it all out in cash and stashed it away. Maybe on an island in the gulf. Make a map for it where X marks where she buried it. But keep the map hidden in her grandfathers wooden peg leg. Then when she gets out of jail she would find that the leg was sold to an antique store. So she’ll hire a private detective with a ridiculous Cajun accent to help her find it. But the bank is watching her every move so they have to be sneaky. In the end, the peg leg gets burned in a tragic fire witnessed by all. She’ll find that her new friendship with Cajun Joe is the treasure she was after all along. Plot twist: Joe swapped out the leg with a fake one to throw the bank off their tail!
Ok maybe my imagination ran away from me for a second there ...
Thanks for working with me on this. I'm sure your script would have been sufficient to go over the threshold of awesomosity but I wanted that extra nudge. Making the orangutan transexual should check off the rest of the boxes of totally woke.
Transferred it to another account huh?
Maybe should have taken it all out in cash and stashed it away. Maybe on an island in the gulf. Make a map for it where X marks where she buried it. But keep the map hidden in her grandfathers wooden peg leg. Then when she gets out of jail she would find that the leg was sold to an antique store. So she’ll hire a private detective with a ridiculous Cajun accent to help her find it. But the bank is watching her every move so they have to be sneaky. In the end, the peg leg gets burned in a tragic fire witnessed by all. She’ll find that her new friendship with Cajun Joe is the treasure she was after all along. Plot twist: Joe swapped out the leg with a fake one to throw the bank off their tail!
Ok maybe my imagination ran away from me for a second there ...
Can you toss in an orangutan into the script and make it a buddy movie?
In order to conform with the new Hollywood guidelines for movie wokeness, the orangutan would have to be transgender. Otherwise, sounds great!
Thanks for working with me on this. I'm sure your script would have been sufficient to go over the threshold of awesomosity but I wanted that extra nudge. Making the orangutan transexual should check off the rest of the boxes of totally woke.