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SubaruKayak 2 points ago +2 / -0

True story time: I got pulled over in Tyler, Texas while driving back from Louisiana. It was raining and at night. I turned on my hazard lights and called 9-11 and let them know that I was looking for a good exit.

I drove for about a mile or so and exited into gas station. After about a minute of conversation and 5 minutes of her checking my license she let me go. No drama, no guns drawn. I didn't get tazered in face or anything.

I'd like for that to be end of the story, but the smooth Jazz started playing as she walked back to her patrol car. Not to brag or anything but I totally banged her in the shitter of that Quick-Trip off 69.