I used to think I would be excited about news of aliens being real, but now after really thinking about it... if they can just openly be aliens and start hanging around with us etc. they will 100% start fucking all the chicks? No doubt in my mind. Once it becomes normalised what will stop all the women falling for these super intelligent beings. We'd all start to look like a bunch of retard cuck faggots and probably be bred out resulting in some dope human-alien hybrid creature. They will probably have bigger dicks too..
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lmao what the fuck is this.
Aliens are fake and gay to get you to stop looking into pedo cults.
Look into fake aliens instead.
Wouldn't aliens only seek out intelligent life?
I mean, just look at our Politicians.
Dude! Aliens have sex with their index finger! Duh!!!
it already happened, thousands of years ago. read genesis.
Their penises are tiny don't worry about it
They aren’t Asian.
They are the proto-Asians!
Bet early man felt the same way when the fallen angels came down from heaven to earth.
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