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Catturd knows (www.uberpolitics.com)
posted ago by Poobah ago by Poobah +1954 / -3
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Mishabird 32 points ago +32 / -0

It will be important to make sure Judas Pence does not win the GOP primary. Normies don’t think of or know this type of thing.

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Whitespace 15 points ago +15 / -0

Fair point, but there is about as much chance of Pence winning the primary as there is of Mosques being shut down due to covid regulations. ~0.00000000% edit Unless they allow mail-in ballots for republican primaries.

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America1stAndOnly 3 points ago +3 / -0

You're assuming that the RNC wouldn't rig their own primaries like the dems do.

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Whitespace 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea, that's exactly what I'm suggesting. You're right there. Have to watch the foxes guarding the henhouse.

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TraitorJoes 24 points ago +25 / -1

If you think Book Deals are some back door money funneling, wait until you see the garbage Art World Deals work...

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Nibba 3 points ago +3 / -0

Slick Willie and Hillary made $150 million between ‘01 and ‘15. Wow. Those must be some seriously inspirational speeches.

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BS2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't worry, the FBI is looking into this

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feinsteins_driver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you drop this /s

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America1stAndOnly 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, he didn't. Because good sarcasm doesn't need the slash s. And you should know, because, well, you did know it was sarcasm.

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FattyWatt 7 points ago +7 / -0

SCAMS are what makes Politicians money. YES.

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BurtMcGirt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Very true, but especially for Judas Pence. That dude is as interesting as watching paint dry.

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Whitespace 8 points ago +8 / -0

Could you repeat that? I was busy watching paint dry. You were saying something about pence? Hold on a minute, this is much more interesting.

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BurtMcGirt 7 points ago +7 / -0

You could try to paint grass and watch it dry while you watch grass grow. That's way more interesting than Judas Pence.

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Brownwaterboys 5 points ago +5 / -0

Book deals, Buying ''art'', ''consulting'', gofundme are great ways to launder money these days.

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CahalTheMad 5 points ago +6 / -1

I remember when Ohole got his multimillion-dollar "book deal" and Bernie too.

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muhqtardtho 5 points ago +5 / -0

I like the part where they dropped charges on bern's wife so he would play along for the dnc sequel.

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coolhandcuke 5 points ago +5 / -0

I know this is a dumb question, but couldn't he have waited a bit and still gotten a book deal? Why the rush?

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Clydeen 6 points ago +6 / -0

he will probably go on his "book tour"....Oprah, View, Kimmel...whoever...and trash Trump to "boost sales" (which don't matter...he's been paid already!)

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HonkeytonkMonkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

He doesn’t care. He made his money and he’s old enough to coast comfortably until he’s dead. He knows he’ll be long gone by the time his actions help burn the country to the ground.

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RichardCranium 4 points ago +5 / -1

Works both ways. Name me one person that actually wants to real Michael Obama’s or Hitlery Clinton’s biography.

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SorosHasBallsackEyes 3 points ago +3 / -0

There is basically zero chance that anyone can make it through one of those self serving politicians biographies. It's basically watching big mike suck his own dick.

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muhqtardtho 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nah if you pay attention to the media they glorify these people and it gets retarded leftists money. They are still payoffs but they're not always unprofitable.

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Ronpaulblican2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Turd turd turd. Turd is the word.

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Newusertopumpmemes 3 points ago +3 / -0

This idea was also promoted by q.

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America1stAndOnly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Book deals as payoffs were known about long before Q ever hit the scene.

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Newusertopumpmemes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not widely known outside of certain circles. Q has turned everyone into a conspiracy nut. It's awesome.

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acasper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chauvin juror also got a book deal. It’s money laundering.

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Andrew_Webb 2 points ago +2 / -0

My cousin in Michigan is a writer. He wrote 2 kids books and needs to get some sold. Theres a coded message in printed on the last pages of his second book just of POTUS TRUMP. Seriously.

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MAGA_____bitches 2 points ago +2 / -0

Art auctions, book deals, foreign aid..... its all a scam

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PodunkTexas 2 points ago +2 / -0

Book priced at 30 pieces of silver.

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Nibba 2 points ago +2 / -0

$4 million to sell out your country. What a faggot. Someone asked me how much I thought people were willing to do that stuff for and just told them “for a lot less than you’d probably think.” Well, 4 mil isn’t chump change, but 4 mil is chump change when considering he is part of crashing this country.

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Brucesky420 1 point ago +1 / -0

"no one will read"

but I'm sure we'll have screenshots of segments of pop up on the home page, so someone is reading it

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America1stAndOnly 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep. Same thing with art. Though that's even more sinister.

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Sl0re10 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sometimes orgs that want to pay you off buy the books...

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CaptainButthurt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Money has to have a final spigot for laundering. The question is where it originated from.

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RustyStrings 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never really thought of it like this, makes horrible sense

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GhostofPatrickHenry 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Always has been”

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slowmotrin 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only way to remain on Twitter as a conservative is to be an avatar that is not a human being

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NotDangerousGame 1 point ago +1 / -0

Selling out your country doesn't pay as well as I thought it would. I guess it's a supply and demand issue.