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The_General_Patton 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Sorry, folks! Park's closed. Haha haha!"

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The_General_Patton 3 points ago +3 / -0

"The moose out front should have told you."

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The_General_Patton 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whenever something unexpected happens in my life, this is the line that pops into my head... for 30 years. It's pathological at this point.

Life: "You can't do X. Y is not possible right now. Z is closed today."

Me: I guess the moose out front should have told me.

I say this out loud and people can't put put their finger on what I'm talking about.