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frankenbox 44 points ago +44 / -0

Remember, you don't need a gun because the police have them. They'll protect you. Also ACAB and shouldn't have guns.

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JoeNotErotic 15 points ago +15 / -0

One time I took my car on the golf course because I thought it was the golf cart. Whoopsie daisy! Mistakes happen yenno?

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MasterOfIllusions 11 points ago +11 / -0

Is that like how "shall not be infringed, defy unconstitutional laws," but also "don't resist arrest lol. Comply with the government's enforcers if you know what's good for you."

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Sargentpilcher 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just send in the social workers!

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ThePatriot_2021 5 points ago +5 / -0

Please do. Get rid of the dead weight.

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MEGAMAGAULTRA 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember writing a paper around 2012 and I was researching why we should have guns. Other than the obvious, it's our American inherent and inalienable right, two things I remember finding were particularly interesting.

  1. The police per the supreme court, are not obligated to show up at a private residence/property no matter what the call is about.

  2. At the time, in the context of the national average, if you ordered a Domino's pizza and called the police at the same time, your pizza would show up around 5 minutes quicker. (somewhere around 20-25 minutes).