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Handshakemilkshake2 18 points ago +18 / -0

[sad Texas noises]

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_Cabal_ 7 points ago +7 / -0

[laughs in Texan]

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Horkers4Trump 9 points ago +9 / -0

Some kids in my Texas town decided to have a protest rally for Fentanyl Floyd and a bunch of heavily armed Mexicans showed up to "keep them under control".

The reaction of those kids was priceless.

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Banick088 2 points ago +2 / -0

Came to post something like this

I am so proud of my gun safe..... until I saw my neighbors

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DeusVultIntensifies 1 point ago +1 / -0

I felt pretty unprepared when my neighbor showed me his gun room. A whole effing room filled from top to bottom. At face value everything about him screams liberal. So, I was pleasantly surprised to find out he is MAGA.

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Tenspot20 17 points ago +17 / -0

How about Florida? I'm starting to get "Dry Barrel".

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thingaboutarsenal 9 points ago +9 / -0

Surprisingly they never fuck around in my heavily armed rural Florida neighborhood.

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NADSAQ 8 points ago +8 / -0

On that note, what happened to our Run β€˜Em Down law? Did it pass?

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kamalashugebutthole 15 points ago +15 / -0

Chimp Out 2, Electric Boogaloo.

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 11 points ago +11 / -0

Really? No love for Chicago?

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DaleGribbleWasRight 21 points ago +21 / -0

They only announce when the violence stops since it's presumed to be ongoing unless otherwise noted

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 8 points ago +8 / -0

Top fucking KEK. Accurate.

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a1a1a1 5 points ago +5 / -0

come on Chicago!!!

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Ez_mac 11 points ago +11 / -0

Damn season 2 off to a good start with these new episodes

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afterhours 8 points ago +8 / -0

Martial Law : Coming soon to a neighborhood near you!

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Wiggims 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fort Lee? Que the rooftop Koreans.

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a1a1a1 5 points ago +5 / -0

THEY know how to handle this shit the best way!

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a1a1a1 7 points ago +7 / -0

"CASTLE DOCTRINE"....DEFENSE OF YOUR FAMILY AND PROPERTY...shoot first and ask questions later.

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Bonami 6 points ago +6 / -0

So is this for the kid who was shot, a pretrial run for George, or did Target and Foot Locker get in a new line of sneakers??

Because nothing says "I long for justice" like looting...

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Coolgenner 4 points ago +4 / -0

Get yo popcorn n watch it burrrrrn

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Anon331717 4 points ago +4 / -0

I see there being many more not on list. I’m glad I don’t live in or near any of them.!

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RedTie45 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aww, none in my area :-(

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Throwaway_Test 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hoover, AL???? Now I am angry! I am going to personally go there and beat them back with a switch!

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TrumanBlack [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

In case you forgot https://youtu.be/iBg5T7KkoZU

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Wcvarn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Patriots, remember Kyle Rittonhouse.

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covfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fort Wayne? Really?

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Balzenburg 2 points ago +2 / -0

Won't come out to the country will they? FA&FO