Funny post. Unfortunately...it's true. Can you imagine what the world is saying about us! We're the laughing stock of the world while wearing face kotex's.
face kotex -- good. I was going to start wearing stripper underwear for a mask and when people asked me why the fuck I had stripper underwear on my face I would reply: well, since a mask isn't really protecting me from Covid, I thought I might as well wear stripper underwear and roll the dice on catching herpes too.
Yeah I'm an Aussie and praying for you guys. Especially because China's right on our front door. If Biden fucks it all up and ends American hegemony, Australia's completely fucked.
It looks from here like Austraila is also f*cked by your own current government.
Is there any hope for you guys to get your freedoms back anytime soon?
I've got a lot of Aussie friends from my old rugby days. Also, tons of Aussie ex-pats in San Diego.......it's pretty obvious why we attract more than our share.
Look where I live it's not been too bad. We get locked down every 6 months or so but only for a few days at the start of an outbreak. Masks are currently mandated for the and have been for a few weeks but it ends this week. So in-terms of covid it's been pretty good.
However generally in Australia we don't have freedom and have never really had freedom in my lifetime. We have no bill of rights here, and the federal government is completely fucked. Our Liberal party is the corpratist party and has been in power for way too long, and our media is a monopoly owned by rupert murdoch who keeps the libs in power by brainwashing the normies. The libs have also spent the last 20 years selling out our industries to China, their globalist cucks.
The labor party can't get a break because of the media, even tho their the working class party. People don't seem to understand that unless you own an asx200 company or have 5 investment properties you shouldn't be voting for the corpo party (libs) but they vote for them anyway.
On the upside most people I talk to believe covid is bullshit, but we're so laid back here no one fights it. Everyone just wants to get along and be left alone for the better part.
lmfao sorry -- I made it up, but I have an anonymous source who is someone who knows a person who has been to Haiti that said he once heard a Haitian taxi driver say Minnesota is a shithole. lol
Funny post. Unfortunately...it's true. Can you imagine what the world is saying about us! We're the laughing stock of the world while wearing face kotex's.
face kotex -- good. I was going to start wearing stripper underwear for a mask and when people asked me why the fuck I had stripper underwear on my face I would reply: well, since a mask isn't really protecting me from Covid, I thought I might as well wear stripper underwear and roll the dice on catching herpes too.
You won’t find the joke nearly as funny if you find out that Hunter has been with the stripper that supplied the underwear.
Does it really matter if it's Hunter's herpes or not? You still end up with herpes.
ew, vomit in my mouth lol
Kek
I'm in a group chat with Patriots from all over the world. They're all praying for us because they know what happened and what's at stake.
Yeah I'm an Aussie and praying for you guys. Especially because China's right on our front door. If Biden fucks it all up and ends American hegemony, Australia's completely fucked.
It looks from here like Austraila is also f*cked by your own current government.
Is there any hope for you guys to get your freedoms back anytime soon?
I've got a lot of Aussie friends from my old rugby days. Also, tons of Aussie ex-pats in San Diego.......it's pretty obvious why we attract more than our share.
Look where I live it's not been too bad. We get locked down every 6 months or so but only for a few days at the start of an outbreak. Masks are currently mandated for the and have been for a few weeks but it ends this week. So in-terms of covid it's been pretty good.
However generally in Australia we don't have freedom and have never really had freedom in my lifetime. We have no bill of rights here, and the federal government is completely fucked. Our Liberal party is the corpratist party and has been in power for way too long, and our media is a monopoly owned by rupert murdoch who keeps the libs in power by brainwashing the normies. The libs have also spent the last 20 years selling out our industries to China, their globalist cucks.
The labor party can't get a break because of the media, even tho their the working class party. People don't seem to understand that unless you own an asx200 company or have 5 investment properties you shouldn't be voting for the corpo party (libs) but they vote for them anyway.
On the upside most people I talk to believe covid is bullshit, but we're so laid back here no one fights it. Everyone just wants to get along and be left alone for the better part.
Thanks for that on-the-ground report. As you can imagine, we don't get much Aussie news and what we do get is filtered through big media.
I sure hope we can help you guys out after we fix the US.
Damn, how far of a swim is to Haiti?
Just float on your back
How odd it would be for Haitians to call me a wetback....
the airfare will probably be cheap when they start promoting tourism there with a commercial saying: Come Visit Haiti, at Least We're NOT Minnesota!
This post deserves red boarder and stickied to front page
lol thanks
Shitpost tag would help...I kept clicking for the sauce. haha
lmfao sorry -- I made it up, but I have an anonymous source who is someone who knows a person who has been to Haiti that said he once heard a Haitian taxi driver say Minnesota is a shithole. lol
Love it sounds true to me KeK
So you're saying all the Somalians can move back home now?
Lost my shit on this headline!!😂🤣 Top Kek
thanks -- and they're right lol