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Proud_American 2 points ago +2 / -0

Steal. Steal until you find a job or go to jail.

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Trilby 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do you speak Spanish? Maybe you could impersonate an illegal. I doubt they'll be checking too closely who they're throwing money at.

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McPickle [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Beyond tears and jokes.

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becky21k1 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's no joke. How do they prove you're not an illegal if you say so? Call them a racist if they question you.

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Trilby 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's what I'm saying! You just "self-identify" as someone here illegally. Make them prove otherwise.

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Darth_Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Consider asking a local baptist church if there’s anything they can do, there are still good people out here that will help you. We love you fren, keep it together to see how all this ends. I’ll be praying for you.

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cantMAGAanyharder 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry man, I'm sending prayers up for ya.

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Maskhole 2 points ago +2 / -0

A fellow Pede will hire you. Name your city or town and someone will help you. Have faith in us.

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Trilby 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would be wonderful. I'd love to see a follow-up post that this happened.

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latsbruh 1 point ago +1 / -0

"democracy" i didnt vote for this, no one did