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Formerlurker92 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nah. By the time it's to microchipping we'll have all been loaded into ovens

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DarkDrai 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meanwhile, in the future: "Please, sir... I've been working for 30 years. Have I not saved up enough social credit for a refurbished chip that electrocutes my arm less often?" "Are you saying state technology isn't perfect?" "NO, NO, NO, OF COURSE NOT!!! I would never dream of criticizing the glorious nation of Amazoogle!" "Lick my boot." "...And then I get a new microchip?" "No, you're going to the gulag. I just have a stain I want you to take care of first."