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The jar will be my retirement (media.patriots.win) 🧠 STABLE GENIUS 🧠
posted ago by pray_for_kekistan ago by pray_for_kekistan +2280 / -2
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remindmelater 72 points ago +73 / -1

let me guess...but you're still have to wear a mask, it won't actually protect you from the virus and it'll track and record every word you say....and instantly cause searing pain if you say unapproved words......

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 11 points ago +11 / -0

[shaking chills]

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NomadicKrow2 8 points ago +8 / -0

The virus itself is covered in a glucose shield. There is no way it can detect the virus because it just looks like sugar. Unless it's going to filter and sift through all the sugar in your blood.

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GreatHumungous 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or just release a kill stroke if you say something the overlords disapprove of.

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Vorticity1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hi, Bill Gates!

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germans4trump 31 points ago +31 / -0

To proof that you already have them you will get a tatoo of an upside down cross on your forehead

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R-A-T-S- 6 points ago +6 / -0

nah, three 6s

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Delirious133 29 points ago +29 / -0

On a long enough timeline, Alex Jones always ends up right

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cook_does 24 points ago +24 / -0

Rumor has it, if you have a free thought, the microchip secretes cyanide right into your blood stream

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Berret 8 points ago +8 / -0

So it wouldn't affect the liberals at all!

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AngelMark 22 points ago +22 / -0

Only the YUGEST of idiot sheep will be ok w this! They can chip me when I’m dead! Until then I will fight to the death!

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Mememagic4all 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh so they think we are animals to be microchipped. What next will they do spay and neuter the population oh wait that is actually a theory that was discussed in lowering the population. (Population bomb). Population control: Is it a tool of the rich https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-15449959

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ViagraFalls 4 points ago +4 / -0

Isn't that what these vaccines are doing? "I got the vaccine. I'm doing fine now." It's only later that you find out you're infertile.

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NomadicKrow2 5 points ago +5 / -0

You know... antifa and blm can freely organize on the internet. The minute we try to organize, they shut everything down. Maybe we shoukd organize under a liberal sounding name? Black lives matter even more. BLMEM? We Love Puppies And Kittens?

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Wakatta 3 points ago +3 / -0

Teenage Tranny Liberation Army

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GiveMe1776 17 points ago +18 / -1

They can develop all this ridiculously advanced stuff in “one year”, be we still don’t have hover cars or space colonies. I call bull shit

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R-A-T-S- 12 points ago +12 / -0

to be fair, most people can't drive a normal car.

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GreatHumungous 2 points ago +2 / -0

We can’t even have roads without massive potholes.

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Azrael1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're still working on the dildo cycle from southpark.

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JudicialDredd 15 points ago +15 / -0

Im just here for the scroll down to lowest comment user who always calls Alex Jones a Mossad triple agent provacatour conspiracy peddlin controlled oppo yadda yadda yadda. Etc.

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KnobGoblin 14 points ago +14 / -0

I think Alex Jones has a superpower but he is completely oblivious to it. He can control space time and reality just by saying it. So he goes around spouting all sorts of nonsense and reality is like... “uhhh alright I guess” then makes it happen.

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Feelsgoodman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmao👌

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Idontknow1234 13 points ago +14 / -1

For fucks sake... it’s all becoming real

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XERIPHYTE 9 points ago +9 / -0

David Icke was right

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HiddenDekuScrub 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ya know, a virus-killing nanobot actually sounds useful.

I just don't trust the people behind it.

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minibud 2 points ago +2 / -0

yeah this is brilliant technological leap that can save millions of lives from now on. I'm so glad that this healthcare company has--

wait. the fucking PENTAGON developed it!?

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

My feelings exactly.

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SaltyBobCat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol humanity won't last long enough to advance much further back to nomadic living we go 4 those who survive the great war

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Fabius 5 points ago +5 / -0

No, he's just read the documents.

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JudicialDredd 4 points ago +4 / -0

paper shuffling intensifies

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niconicoreeee 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn them all to hell!

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GoldenStateCrusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

These people who want to forcibly implement these things vastly underestimate the mental steel I and many others have to just dig that fucker out with broken glass if need be.

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G_regulator 4 points ago +4 / -0

How can they detect covid-19 when it's never been isolated and purified or sequenced beyond 30-40 base pairs. That's not even enough to classify it as a virus. Viruses have 30-40k base pairs.

It's all just the flu. So their going to implant you with a chip that they control (it links to a smart device) to tell you when your sick.

It's gives the government ultimate power.

Say the wrong thing ? You've got covid Vote the wrong way ? You've got covid Donate to the wrong party ? You've got covid

Then it's straight to the fema camps for you.

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America_2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want off this crazy ride

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GreatHumungous 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yea that’s a hard PASS

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Azrael1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

How about fuck no, fuck that, and fuck you. This is mark of the beast shit.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can I have just the filter??

I mean it possible to filter the covid out. Let’s get a service to the old chassis.

No need to add Bluetooth to something made in the 60s.

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Alcibiades1473 2 points ago +3 / -1

Now you're only allowed to buy or sell stuff if you use the chip to do it :D

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CaptainJamesChaos 2 points ago +2 / -0

This feels like the ending of AM2R when you 100% the game.

We’re fucked... lol 😆

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20Amma20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Cashed our jar in when we were told there's a coin shortage.

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R-A-T-S- 2 points ago +3 / -1

If It can remove the virus from the blood, it can remove the blood from the veins.

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OhioRock3 2 points ago +2 / -0

lmao kek

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Covid will be the "emergency" that gives them complete control once and for all.

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minibud 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is an amazing medical advancement, if true!

WHY IS THE FUCKING PENTAGON WORKING ON IT

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TGNX 1 point ago +1 / -0

That jar is a 55 gallon drum, right now.

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dagoat4l 1 point ago +1 / -0

AJ crazy as hell and always spot on. A real American hero. He warned many.