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deloppoled 4 points ago +4 / -0

When I was in high school in the early 1980s, I thought I'd caught VD. I went to doctor who shoved a large Q-Tip up my dick for a lab test. Turns out I didn't have VD, rather I was drinking too much Coke.

So I blame Coke for the Q-Tip incident and for costing me my girl friend when I asked her if she'd given me VD. Fuck Coke.