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They're exactly the same (media.patriots.win) 🌶️🌶️ SPICY🌶️🌶️
posted ago by RizzlieDoodad ago by RizzlieDoodad +2563 / -2
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Ebbie8708 29 points ago +30 / -1

Honestly, he would’ve ended up shot regardless. That pic of him floating one with the gun like he is a tough guy despite looking like he is 10 y/o backs this theory up.

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Grunt422 16 points ago +16 / -0

The way he was going with his "life style" he would have been one of those statistics that never reached age 25. That only difference was that he would have been killed in an alley by another gang banger, or drive by, and nobody would have known Nutten !

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latsbruh 16 points ago +17 / -1

wasnt she on the force for 20 years?

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flyover_deplorable 26 points ago +27 / -1

26!!

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brotatofarmer 5 points ago +5 / -0

And the question... How much crisis training dod she get over those 26 years?

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Jimmyprawns 11 points ago +11 / -0

How much of her training was recorded as a pass instead of a fail because... Reasons.

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preferredfault 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just the weight of a gun vs a taser should be enough. Not to mention she was literally holding it out in front of herself. She made a mistake. However, a criminal with a warrant for a gun charge, resisting arrest, kicking at officers to get back into his vehicle to drive off while an officer is still half in the vehicle fighting, makes lethal force justifiable. So even though she clearly messed up, her intent doesn't matter, only what force she could legally use is what matters.

The only reason why that officer fighting him wasn't injured is because he pulled back from the car when the guy drove off. Had he not done that, he could have been seriously injured or killed by the vehicle. And clearly the driver didn't care if that happened.

If he had drove off when officers weren't in harms way of being injured by the vehicle, it'd be a different story. But once he attempted to drive off with the officer half in the car while fighting the officer, he turned that vehicle into a potentially deadly weapon.

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SteelMongoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

How did she not get her automatic feminism promotion years ago?

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Codrus 3 points ago +4 / -1

She was the doughnut fetcher for 26 years and the only crisis training she had was when rioters burned down Krispy Kreme

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AngelMark 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤨

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vegaspatriot1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

wow, really?!?! 26 years???

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Jimmyprawns 5 points ago +5 / -0

Longevity does not always equate with competence.

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vegaspatriot1776 2 points ago +4 / -2

yeah, i guess not. but damn, cops are fucking retards!

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Angerisagift 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know what's retarded? Extrapolating from a very limited number of data points to generalize about a while lot of people.

Sees story about woman diaper astronaut stalker: "Gee, astronauts are all stupid savings who can't control themselves.". Meanwhile the men with the Right stuff just look at you.

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vegaspatriot1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Extrapolating from a very limited number of data points to generalize about a while lot of people.

it is really not a small number of data points, unless you are calling the thousands of videos on the internet a "small number." most cops are just plain stupid. they don't even know the laws they are paid to enforce. many cities do not hire cops with high IQs. they know smart people will not make good cops to serve their economic/extortion purposes.

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Auroraalpha 1 point ago +1 / -0

Was she a beat cop or a desk cop?

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Diotima 2 points ago +2 / -0

i think multiple assignments...i dont think she was a patrol officer the entire time

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caKAG 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wait till they are sent to confiscate our firearms and we give them a pipe glued to wood and they think they are confiscating "assault riflles".

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pushbackv2 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love it when a plan comes together

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WhoMeTwo 1 point ago +1 / -0

It really was just a matter of time...

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AngeredKabar 41 points ago +41 / -0

There were some spicy ones floating around Gab earlier.

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Bbasher 36 points ago +36 / -0

I do not like clown world anymore. HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO MIX THESE TWO UP LIKE THAT?

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CanadaDidPearlHarbor 33 points ago +37 / -4

Women, amarite

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basedvirginian 35 points ago +36 / -1

As a woman, I don’t want a lady cop to be the one who “defends me”

Bitches can’t even tell guns from tasers, apparently 🙃

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ProphetOfKek 25 points ago +26 / -1

Your name says you’re from Virginia, but your emoji tells me you are from Australia 🤔

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basedvirginian 17 points ago +17 / -0

In Virginia we appropriate Australian physics from time to time

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NotAPuma 8 points ago +8 / -0

Uh... Racism? Your appropriating Australian Culture, Bigot!!!! REEEEEEEE

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concealedaces 2 points ago +2 / -0

You should be the one who defends you. As a rule I don't trust anyone in a tense situation with a gun except myself.... Not even police

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Mattdaking 7 points ago +9 / -2

Women can’t be rational decisions in seconds. It’s why they shouldn’t be on the front lines either call me sexist but that’s just pointing out differences between men and women

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Pandas4Trump 1 point ago +6 / -5

Once a society transitions to agriculture, the toughness of a society softens. Especially the women. Americans typically don't make little girls hunt from the age of 5. The closet thing we have are women that grow up in the country or on a ranch, but even those cowgirls can't solo hunt a bear like a Mongol mom of the middle ages.

It's the WW1 trench problem. Charge into no man's land or be shot for desertion. If drafted, less than 5% of women in a settled society have the temperament to charge into battle, and less than 5% have the strength to keep up. Soooooo 1 in 400 women could theoretically provide the Joan de Arc effect. The rest are a liability

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Mattdaking 5 points ago +6 / -1

Well never see another Joan the arc. Women are too busy telling themselves they make .73 to a dollar every man makes

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Foxbat 10 points ago +10 / -0

They are stored on completely different sides of their body.

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that_sound 8 points ago +8 / -0

Reminds me of times when the wife navigates.

"Turn right."

"There is no right. That's left."

"I meant left. Why are you so bossy?"

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Fanakapan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bingo prize for that one :D

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AngeredKabar 7 points ago +8 / -1

Bad training.

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Jimmyprawns 8 points ago +8 / -0

Training can't fix stupid. When instructors aren't allowed to washout people who demonstrably cannot hack it, this is what you get.

No amount of training will make the wrong person for the job, the right person for the job. To blame training is a copout. Dunning kruger effect on display (she didn't have enough sense to self select out) and no one wanted to be the jerk who suggests a career change. She was likely exempt from washing out, and pressure was exerted to ensure she passed everything with flying colors, at least on paper.

She likely got all the training and extra guidance her department could spare trying to polish that turd. But alas, no avail.

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AngeredKabar 4 points ago +4 / -0

Totally agree.

There are levels of functionally stupid that no training will ever overcome.

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Afeazo 2 points ago +2 / -0

This, in my profession we call it “getting it”. It’s hard to explain what “it” is but some people just seem to get it and some don’t. It’s why some people basically quit after a year because they have no advancement potential and others are pulling $200k within a few years.

In a lot of professions, no amount of training can make the person in that role do an excellent job if they just aren’t fit for the job.

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that_sound 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or lack of.

Seems to me that if you sufficiently practice drawing both regularly, and mentally preparing for various scenarios, your muscle memory will go to the correct tool for your intended purpose. Insufficient practice leads to fuckups when in a stressful situation.

And that situation wasn't even very stressful. Imagine if Duante had drawn a firearm and had been shooting at them (extremely stressful). Which tool might she have drawn? Would she have actually done anything useful?

I wonder how she is on the range. Somewhere between slow and useless, I'll bet.

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vegaspatriot1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

no fucking clue. hell, i call tell when any on my hand guns don't have a magazine in the well. how the fuck could this bitch not tell the difference in the feel of a pistol and a taser?

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quotahire 33 points ago +36 / -3

Honestly, women cops are a pathetic joke. They are literally in the way most of the time. I have seen other videos of women officers mistaking their taser for their service weapon in the past with the same results.

Back to the kitchen. Stop playing pretend

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OldbreedAmerican76 25 points ago +25 / -0

I remember a clip from a few years age in Sweden where something like five female cops couldn't control a single "immigrant" who was doing immigrant things. He was basically laughing at them as he was throwing them around. Same thing's gonna happen here. Women shouldn't be in the military or cops. And standards need to be raised significantly for men because there's plenty of incompetent men out there too.

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quotahire 13 points ago +13 / -0

I've seen that clip too... it's depressingly funny. Have you seen the one where a female police officer is asking a Black dude to leave the area, and he just goes up behind her and starts jokingly humping her? She just sits there and takes it and eventually she just gives up and leaves

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OldbreedAmerican76 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep, it's disgusting. There's tons of videos like that out there.

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RegularAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't care. She has no place behind that badge. I wouldn't feel bad if a woman though she could be an NFL quarterback then got sacked hard by an offensive tackle.

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slaphappy2 7 points ago +7 / -0

Stop !

Don't touch me there !

This is my no-no square !

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Mamapedia 1 point ago +1 / -0

Peak idiocy LOL!

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Twitter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ive heard male cops feel more pressure when they are partnered with females

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Jimmyprawns 4 points ago +4 / -0

If anything goes sideways it'll be his ass getting written up. Nobody can put you under a buss faster. That's why the females who aren't absolute PITAs get treated like queens. When compared with the limited competition anything even close to mediocre looks fucking awesome.

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CanadianTrump 15 points ago +15 / -0

Lol. Well they are capable of a lot more then get in the kitchen, if they aren’t built like a chick UFC fighter they are not at all capable of a field police job.

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Peashout 17 points ago +17 / -0

Those chick fighters would still be wrecked by one punch from a semi- trained normal dude.

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Hewasawizard -6 points ago +5 / -11

Spoken like someone who’s never seen amanda nunez knock a bitch out. You’re mostly right and the movies where 125 pound girl-assassins beat up legions of 250lb body guards is obvious bullshit, but these UFC bitches can hold their own and technique matters.

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OldbreedAmerican76 11 points ago +11 / -0

Female fighters still get wrecked by males of the same weight, even males with significantly less training than them. And against men who are even a little bit bigger than them or who have equal training, there's just no chance.

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Colonel_Chestbridge 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sure but they could still kick the ass of just about any male cop we currently have.

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RegularAmerican 2 points ago +2 / -0

True. I was a pretty competitive wrestler in high school. In a light weight class so I did have some girl opponents. Same size and weight as me. I would mop the floor with em all even tho I wasn't even that good.

My 2nd year on varsity and we had our new lightweight who was not as good as me, he got choke slammed basically onto his back. Pinned in a few seconds. man we never let him live it down.

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DiscoverAFire 5 points ago +5 / -0

Spoken like someone who's never seen fallon fox break women's bones.

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MightyEighth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exceptions to the rule, which is fine. Overall I guarantee they’ve done more harm than good to the public in positions of authority.

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CanadianTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree.

I called cops on a random guy in my parking garage when I lived in a condo. Two big male cops came to chase suspect down.

3 hours later a 5 foot tall maybe, lady cop showed up at my door, she was there to do paperwork.

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GabeC1997 8 points ago +8 / -0

At the very least put them on desk duties instead of field work.

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DinosaurAlert 8 points ago +8 / -0

At the very least put them on desk duties instead of field work.

Desk jobs like evidence, etc, are often done by cops who are too old to wrestle joggers but too young to retire. Filling them up with 20-something women puts the 50-something guys out of a job.

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

50-something guys should lay off the Crispy Kreme and maintain the fitness necessary for a physically demanding job.

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Jimmyprawns 2 points ago +2 / -0

50-something guys should lay off the Crispy Kreme and maintain the fitness necessary for a physically demanding job.

In a perfect world.

In the future I see it going this way. The women fill up all the admin and light duty jobs. Dudes all go to the field. Some females maybe do a short stint on a glory job early on when they're still at thier prime, just enough to fill out the resume. But for the most part admin and light duty. A pregnancy here and a pregnancy there will seal the deal and keep them doing all the hands off stuff.

The dudes will get used up in the field by age 30 and be forced into career changes. Because light duty or admin won't be an option.

The women will be the only ones with longevity, face time with higher ups and political leadership thus promotability into high level positions.

Women will be running the shit show with no more old dad boomers around to hold them by the hand or clean up thier messes.

As an example: The first female thunderbird pilot got picked up shortly after meeting minimum flying hour requirements. Pretty much because she was the first to apply. She did one tour as a thunderbird (her peak) then immediately dropped flying to work at the white house as an advisor on women's issues. Don't know what she's up to now, don't really care.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

My hope is that we've fixed society long before your prophecy takes hold.

I grew up on Air Force bases watching the Thunderbirds. How the mighty have fallen.

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quotahire 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol you're a loser. Any time there is a physical altercation, the women police usually just scream and get in the way of men trying to stop the assailant. You can find tons of videos of this exact scenario. Women cops are a fucking joke like you.

Men and women are not the same. Just because you're a faggot, doesn't mean other men are

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quotahire 6 points ago +6 / -0

No, they really are not. If I'm a 6'1 male and a 5'6 130lb woman tries to stop me.....what the fuck is she gonna do when I don't comply? Just shoot me? She sure as shit cannot physically stop me without shooting. Tasers are not always effective. Pepper spray may not stop me from manhandling her

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quotahire 5 points ago +5 / -0

If the 150lb cop is a male, he may have a shot. I'd take a 150lb male partner over a large in shape female partner 100% of the time. You are being delusional. You probably think mental health professionals should respond to talk to people when the police are called.

While being a cop isn't always an MMA fight, it certainly is a realistic hazard of the job

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Gerbaski 30 points ago +30 / -0

"TASER! TASER! TASER!"

BANG

"Oh shit, I shot him!"

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JudicialDredd 17 points ago +17 / -0

And to think, they want to land these bitches on Mars first.

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War_Hamster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Venom of Venus.

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JudicialDredd 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love women. Especially mine. But let's be real, men have to land first on Mars to build out closet space and expand the patio.

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OldbreedAmerican76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why are you stupid?

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GabeC1997 4 points ago +5 / -1

Let's be honest, there's no reason in hell she'd have been shooting a tasernat a fleeing vehicle, she knew it was a gun.

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ChinaAreNazis 1 point ago +1 / -0

This.

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randomusename 24 points ago +24 / -0

Her mistake was announcing 'taser' which made everyone realize she fucked that part up. If she didn't do that, she was justified in shooting him for trying to jump in the car and possibly grab something.

They had a record that he was armed in the past. She would have been fine if she just said to stop and not pointed out her error to everyone.

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BlackPillBot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Her first mistake was getting involved once she saw the suspect was black, and there was already a black officer dealing with him. If you’re stupid enough to remain a police officer, especially if you’re white, you need to avoid dealing with joggers as much as possible. Smiling, and waving would be my only course of action other than calling a black officer to deal with them.

Unfortunately, as you can clearly see in the video by the blatant ineptness displayed by the black officer, he is nothing more than an affirmative action diversity hire too. Expect to see more of these as more, and more qualified people of all races, and ethnicities, but especially white, nope the fuck out of that low paying shit job where your hands are tied, and you can’t do what needs to be done in order to detain people with the majik skin color.

If as soon as the little dindu started even showing a hint of resistance to the arrest, the officer should be able to manhandle him and even beat him into submission, but alas, MUH OPTICS and the media have taken all those options away, so now it’s taser(which is almost always complete trash, or lethal. There is rarely if ever anything in between allowed anymore, and when it does happen, the media and their low IQ dindu watchers cry racism and get the race hustlers involved to get payouts from the taxpayers. There is no winning for anyone involved.

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LazySusan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep. There was a police shooting in my city years ago. The suspect resisted arrest, jumped into his car, and was ready to flee from the parking lot. He started to accelerate toward an officer, who fired at the car, killing the suspect. Cars are deadly weapons and fleeing arrest gives the criminal motivation to use it.

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reddeadpill 1 point ago +1 / -0

Her mistake was being a woman that thought she was man enough to be able to handle physical altercations with violent criminals.

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Loc12 14 points ago +14 / -0

One goes bzzz bzzz

One goes pew pew

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Timmy100 3 points ago +3 / -0

same same but different.

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MICHIGANisRED 13 points ago +13 / -0

I've had multiple cops tell me that it's pretty much impossible to grab their glock and think it's their taser. None of those cops were women though.

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Purple_Drank 9 points ago +9 / -0

"Oh shit! I just shot him"....

Way to train your police on firearm safety, fuckers...

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Jimmyprawns 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably got all kinds of training. How much of it sank in 🤷

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HKFan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Easy solution, stop giving cops fucking tasers but at the same time drastically reduce our criminal justice code down to only crimes in which a cop would be justified in shooting you should you resist or get caught. Murder, assault, theft, ie victim-based.

We didn't have these problems in the old west

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Ebbie8708 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah but in the old west, men didn’t call the cops. They took care of it themselves.

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BlackPillBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup. We are and always have been the first responders.

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niconicoreeee 6 points ago +6 / -0

that and every gun is a glock apparently

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Gerbaski 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pretty sure that one was, atleast looking at the slide plate in the video, could be wrong though. I dont know what Minneapolis issues for duty weapons.

Edit: appears to have the glock factory shitty white outline rear sights too.

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BlackPillBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

No, but the one she used definitely was.

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uxername27 6 points ago +7 / -1

I understand this meme.

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ProudlyConservative 5 points ago +5 / -0

She has over 25 years of experience on the force.

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orange_dit 7 points ago +7 / -0

The force is weak in this one.

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OneBigMaga 5 points ago +6 / -1

Splain plxx?

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Gerbaski 11 points ago +11 / -0

Jogger tried to resist arrest Sunday. Diversity Hire cop mistakes her taser for her service weapon and blows him away. Mrs Diversity hire is in shock on "Go Pro" that she shot him. Minneapolis Riot Preseason kicks off with 100% five finger discounts all around town including fucking Dollar Tree.

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AngeredKabar 5 points ago +5 / -0

Police lady went, "TASER TASER TASER, BANG... OH SHIT THAT WASNT TASER"

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D0ntdrugtest 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yellow one is used to kill flies

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HiddenDekuScrub 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly what kind of flies do they have in your area? 😳

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Timmy100 2 points ago +2 / -0

Female cops are good for example for interviewing rape victims, as detectives but not so much in possible violent situations.

The question here is why 26 year veteran is doing traffic stops? Is the shortage of personnel so bad in Minneapolis?

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kjj9 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meh. I don't blame her as much, apparently, as the rest of you do.

Tazers should be redesigned to have totally different ergonomics. They should be shaped like flashlights and operated by the middle and ring fingers acting simultaneously on independent controls that feel nothing like triggers.

And it should be understood that these changes will reduce but not eliminate accidental shootings because no matter what you do, the reality is that adrenaline lops off around 100 IQ points.

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Glorydog 2 points ago +2 / -0

Honestly though why not redesign the grip on the tazer so it isn't just like a glock?

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +2 / -0

At least photoshop the dumb dumbs face on her

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Grunt422 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fools by their own behavior set in motion circumstances that can have bad outcomes. If people could just act like civilized human beings, and responsible citizens wouldn't the world be nice. But there is always the 10 % that create 90 % of the havoc in everyone's life. I feel sorry for that officer because what she did was clearly unintentional. Yes she screwed up big time, but that's all it takes in a 26 year career. Just one really bad mistake, and she's history. Cops are under extreme pressure, expectations, and work under a magnifying glass. I would think she went into a tunnel vision status with all her attention on the activities of the subject that was resisting to support the new officer she was training. She grabbed at a weapon not even looking at what it was until she heard it fire. Yes, she was wrong, but police aren't allowed to be wrong. Ever ! I wonder how many of you could work, and meet those standards faced with life threatening situations that pop up in seconds ?

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flyover_deplorable 1 point ago +1 / -0

26 year veteran fucks up and mistakes the two? Bullshit.

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Bedminster 1 point ago +1 / -0

Enjoy your defind the police! This is the end result of being woke. Enjoy your riots!

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Trumps_legacy 1 point ago +1 / -0

what a dumbass she is BUT MAYBE THEY NEED MONEY FOR TRAINING!!!

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MAGAbeast2016 1 point ago +1 / -0

Next they will call to disarm cops of guns and only carry tasers

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Smarmcastic 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's very difficult to see yellow when you are in a stressful situation. This is why bees sting you before you can react.

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Theoldmaster 1 point ago +1 / -0

If she gets off then every cop gets a free kill you mulligan ! “Uh I thought it was my taser” !

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jsphere256 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dear diary, today a police officer actually said the words, 'Oh shit, I shot him,' after forgetting what a gun is. One closer to day of the rope.

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Diotima 1 point ago +1 / -0

imagine being a officer over 20 years... busting your ass day in and day off then you fuck up and kill someone with your pistol when you meant to use a taser...she ruined her career in less than 10 seconds...unbelievable... countless hours of training, studying for career advancement, 1000s of hours of being a officer on duty, volunteering for god knows how many hours... then 1 traffic stop... you pull your gun instead of your tazer but accident and its all wiped out....

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JoinTheDiscussion 1 point ago +1 / -0

If diversity hires were strong enough to subdue assailants they wouldn't need the pussy tazers

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BlackPillBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

The suspect was black. What you’re suggesting is no longer allowed and hasn’t been for a long time without your life being completely destroyed because MUH OPTICS. Do I need to remind you of what chauvin is going thorough right now for following basic procedure, and protocols all because he’s white and the suspect was black? Don’t forget about Zimmerman, and officer Darren Wilson. There are others too of course.

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JoinTheDiscussion 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know that's the sad truth..

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BlackPillBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

After the Rodney king shit, many departments went full retard, and it’s only gotten worse since then.

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reychal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are we sure she wasn't trying to get her partner to use his taser? Makes more sense than her saying taser three times to herself.

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NotInFormation 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just for contrast, here’s a competent female officer dispatching a male knife fighter despite a malf which she clears while defending herself.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8525615/Bodycam-video-shows-moment-deputy-shoots-dead-stabbing-suspect.html

(There are many videos of this one including slo mo analyses)

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Tdaddyump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hiring women for civil enforcement is utter nonsense. I’m sorry, fuck me, misogynistic pig...
If for warfare, pew pew, just like russian and vietnam. Point and shoot. In society where you are trying to reduce fatal shootings, fuck no! Women have to resort to killing because every man getting arrested will thing “fuck this, I can take this bitch”... then BLM will do there thing. Fucking disgrace.

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bubadmt 1 point ago +1 / -0

You see, training the police is rooted in white supremacy. She was just colorblind and couldn't see any difference in color, as she sees people for who they are, not for the color of their skin. Thus, this accident is a matter of stunning bravery on her behalf.