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CynicalTwit22 3 points ago +3 / -0

Throw the newborn into the nearby volcano and call it a "sacrifice"... that's likely what their ancestors did.

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chelthing 3 points ago +3 / -0

The rest of Hawaii might just get Pompeii'd in the process.