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I Can't Breathe! (media.patriots.win) 🤡🌎 HONK HONK 🌎🤡
posted ago by NRAPepe ago by NRAPepe +2722 / -2
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DonJr2032 180 points ago +180 / -0

Why is her butt on the front side?

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NRAPepe [S] 77 points ago +80 / -3

Bekaze wite supremicie

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CrustySockpuppet 48 points ago +48 / -0

Healthy life choices be rayciss n shieet

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TomWolfsTinyDick 30 points ago +30 / -0

Diets are racist too.

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CrustySockpuppet 14 points ago +14 / -0

Hell yeah dey iz. Oprah sed so!

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brutustyberius 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nice ass!

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BlmAnimalFarmFodder 11 points ago +11 / -0

To be fair, this is what people look like when liberal policy is adhered to. It is no mistake however. This is how they want all of us to look. Good luck fighting back when you wear an RV tarp cover as a shirt.

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Eugene_Beastly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Our military and law enforcement doesn't look much better

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GabeC1997 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well, yes. The Democrat's are the one's responsible.

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SteelMongoose 4 points ago +4 / -0

If you look closely, you can see a white cop kneeling on her shoulder blade.

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Parhelion12 3 points ago +3 / -0

Watch yo supremacie

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Chad_Dudebroski 29 points ago +29 / -0

Popeyes

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F_D_Romanowski 16 points ago +16 / -0

Wash it all down with a liter of coca-cola

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BlackPillBot 11 points ago +11 / -0

And we’re all paying for it. We’ll also be paying for all her hospital bills to keep her alive so we can pay for more of her bad habits like having kids out of wedlock that we will also support and pay for. 🤘🏻

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War_Hamster 8 points ago +8 / -0

Is it still physically possible for someone with this rather interesting physique to procreate? Much less carry a baby to term?

A simple yes or no will suffice. I do NOT need a visual description.

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BlackPillBot 8 points ago +8 / -0

Unfortunately, yes it is.

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Kottonballs 5 points ago +8 / -3

This...this is why black men are well hung. Nothing else is reaching those sweet walls. :D

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War_Hamster 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's a bit too close to the visual description I am trying to keep from scarring my brain.

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Kottonballs 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just be glad you don't have to take one for the team. ;)

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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unspecified_user 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is it still physically possible for someone with this rather interesting physique to procreate?

I'm very mad at you for putting the mental image of her trying to do so into my brain.

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

If it makes you feel any better, it's ruined my morning too.

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STIDGIT64 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hell yeah they roll it in flour and then stick in the wet spot

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EthnoBiowarfareVirus 4 points ago +4 / -0

can't wait for the next Covid, the more lethal and targeted version that takes out a much larger portion of the population that is overweight, sick, old, etc. It will solve a lot of our long term financial problems!

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CountryState_of_Mind 2 points ago +2 / -0

Diet Coke.....

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booblitchutz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do we have "Litera-Cola"?

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Chad_Dudebroski 1 point ago +1 / -0

They dont have a liter of cola. Just get a large, Farva

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Pepe-Meme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Canceled-Cola!!

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Ocineaa 1 point ago +1 / -0

That Tuesday chicken deal got the best of her

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JudicialDredd 14 points ago +14 / -0

Front Butt

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I_love_liberty_2 5 points ago +5 / -0

FUPA ... fat upper pussy area ...

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Stover205 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gunt

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schnazzmizzle 9 points ago +9 / -0

Dumps like a truck. https://youtu.be/pwPxqYy__Ao

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ProState 8 points ago +8 / -0

Those are balls.

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Krakenskulls 1 point ago +1 / -0

Came here to say this lol

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lucifer_fit_deus 99 points ago +99 / -0

Hugging her still counts as six foot social distancing.

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NRAPepe [S] 23 points ago +24 / -1
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lordvon 15 points ago +15 / -0

gravitational field entraps virus particles... fauci told me

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JudicialDredd 15 points ago +15 / -0

There's a yo momma joke somewhere in here

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deletedandredacted 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yo mama so fat she uses sheep for tampons.

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Dereliction 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yo momma is so big, that's the first time you've ever seen her from that side.

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spelunking_librator 10 points ago +10 / -0

yo momma so fat I need a six foot dick to catch AIDS

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MobileDev4Trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

Your mom's asscrack so big you can see it from the front and back.

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JamesWoodsiQ 3 points ago +4 / -1

She got her own zip code.

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conservativeyuppie 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yo mama's so fat that her underwear can be used to cover the big hole in the ozone layer.

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DontArkancideMeBro 5 points ago +6 / -1

Hole in ozone. Nostalgia for 1980s scare lol

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Dereliction 1 point ago +2 / -1

Now you know how it got sealed.

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orange_dit 2 points ago +2 / -0

But it will still kill you.

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Loc12 44 points ago +44 / -0

On the bright side, if the cops shoot her she won't even notice

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Mier 24 points ago +24 / -0

They’d use a harpoon

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WakingKnowledge 7 points ago +7 / -0

Do you realize just how many luciferians that whale would feed?

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BIDENTHEKIDSNIFFER 10 points ago +10 / -0

9mm probably just bounces off her fupa

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PaineThomas 3 points ago +3 / -0

She's full of body armor

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BIDENTHEKIDSNIFFER 41 points ago +41 / -0

Imagine some lucky guy gets to unstick those skin folds every night. Ohh fuck im gonna puke

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TomWolfsTinyDick 37 points ago +37 / -0

You can get a good sourdough starter in there.

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TexasPiper 29 points ago +29 / -0

BRO

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conservativeyuppie 14 points ago +14 / -0

Ewwwww I'm suing you for psychological damage.

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 7 points ago +7 / -0

🤮

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NoStumpyTrumpy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you, I needed a good laugh!

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Ponzo 10 points ago +11 / -1

Does it really matter at that point if you fuck her snatch or a fold?

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spelunking_librator 11 points ago +11 / -0

the thoughts we, the intelligence, ponder

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Deathlessly 4 points ago +4 / -0

Baby I'm not in the mood. Just choose one of the other crevices and be done with it. We have a protest early tomorrow.

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Get-schlonged 4 points ago +4 / -0

More cushion, less pushin

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War_Hamster 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was afraid someone was going to go there. I'm exiting this conversation immediately. I do not need to have those visions all day.

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ParticleCannon 37 points ago +37 / -0

These people are ass backwards

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DontArkancideMeBro 2 points ago +2 / -0

ROFL

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fakewhiterage 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here certainly is

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VarusSPQR 25 points ago +25 / -0

In what country other than America can your life be so easy that you can get that obese and still claim you are a victim.

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chesswhilehigh 4 points ago +4 / -0

UK has a similar problem. But yeah America has it the worst.

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newuser999 7 points ago +7 / -0

43% of adults are now obese - not overweight, but Obese! It's halarious and a great indicator of how lazy we have all become

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barryb0nds 21 points ago +21 / -0

How do you even let yourself get that fat

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NRAPepe [S] 31 points ago +33 / -2

Allow me to answer that in haiku:


Kang of the cornbread.

Eating cookies and chiggers.

Fat sloppy ass.

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LookFatty 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bruh... 5-7-5. So close.... but still good

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chesswhilehigh 6 points ago +6 / -0

Change the last “ass” to “asses” to make the last line 5 syllables.

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booblitchutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why not? She's not going to get a husband or even a committed boyfriend.

So why do your looks matter (for her)?

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Pepe-Meme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fried chicken!

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SpaFixr 19 points ago +20 / -1

She put her ass on backwards.

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annieS 5 points ago +5 / -0

🤣

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TheFreeSpeechRadical 18 points ago +18 / -0

Legit you can't make out her front from her rear!

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F_D_Romanowski 18 points ago +18 / -0

How do you even get that obese ? Racism I suppose ?

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Xanisor 8 points ago +8 / -0

The KFC to body fat pipeline.

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Bluemoonsugar 1 point ago +1 / -0

My sides!

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BlackPillBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

By having the government steal the evil racist huh WHYTE mans money to give her and her litter all the food they need.

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Rickshawrick 16 points ago +16 / -0

The back says.. "BUT I CAN EAT"

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SirJiub 14 points ago +14 / -0

That poor concrete...

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fuckfortysix 13 points ago +13 / -0

Stop photoshopping their head on backwards.

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Do_the_Math 13 points ago +13 / -0

Dear lord. That is perhaps the largest camel toe I have ever seen.

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TomWolfsTinyDick 23 points ago +23 / -0

Camel toe my ass, thats a whale's mouth.

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WenOli311 5 points ago +5 / -0

🤣

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Vox_Dobad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Moose knuckle doesn't even cover it.

Wooly bully?

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seventysixdon 12 points ago +12 / -0

Don't they know they meme themselves? This is just a picture of someone and it's hilarious.

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NRAPepe [S] 1 point ago +6 / -5

I'm not certain they are even self aware.

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seventysixdon 2 points ago +2 / -0

facts

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KiloRed 10 points ago +10 / -0

Plot twist: her baby daddy wrote that on her shirt in a desperate cry for help after she rolled over him in bed. Now she’s being investigated for homicide.

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EredAmlug 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm howling.

l o w l

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NotMyPresident2021 8 points ago +8 / -0

Pinned after 4 minutes, not bad.

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elmopancakes 7 points ago +7 / -0

I can't breef.*

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Oback_Barama 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wonder how much Fentanyl it would take to OD all that body mass

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darkgwalchmei 3 points ago +3 / -0

probably the George Floyd special.

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Pepe-Meme 2 points ago +2 / -0

You would need to rent a cement mixer

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Purple_Drank 7 points ago +8 / -1

thats just gross

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ProphetOfKek 7 points ago +7 / -0

I weep for my country.

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TheSaltyVet 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jesus your pants can't breathe!

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Pepe-Meme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Those pants have steel belts used to make earth moving tires.

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siliconia 6 points ago +6 / -0

There is some truth to people like this being left behind, leaving them susceptible to radical propaganda. The first thing that comes to mind is anti-bullying culture, but it really could be any number of factors. What's interesting is that Christianity didn't have these types of problems and I'm an agnostic atheist.

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Ebbie8708 5 points ago +5 / -0

Christianity is all about taking crap in stride because Jesus died for us. The least we can do is believe that God still loves us even if some meanie says mean things to us.

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conservativeyuppie 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not just taking crap in stride but actively denying the flesh what it wants. You become disciplined and learn to control your desires rather than letting your desires control and enslave you. That's why fasting and penance is so important in traditional Christianity. Certainly gluttony is the most repulsive and gross of all the deadly sins.

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ArchVileRespawned 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're left behind because we don't have anything with enough horsepower to tow them.

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Annpi 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wait... is her butt on backwards???

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Redditcanblowme 6 points ago +6 / -0

She has a double roll under her boobs. There's no unseeing that.

It's like watching a show about hoarders and feeling the need to clean house after. I have the sudden need to eat a salad.

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wat_meme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or go to the gym. I used to read r/FatPeopleStories for inspiration to go to the gym, it was very motivating. I did not have the accompanying horrid personalities that they usually had, but I did NOT want to be a Ham Planet.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Those poor shoes.

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HahahahaThree 5 points ago +7 / -2

This earns a sticky?

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gabman -3 points ago +1 / -4

nice try handshake account. go back to reddit shill!!

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Omgwtfbbq 5 points ago +5 / -0

The cdc should have told fatties to lose weight instead of staying in and eating carbs. People think it’s racism that black people seem to get and die of covid at higher rates (of course not as much as old sickly people), but it’s the obesity. Make fat shaming great again!

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yudsfpbc 5 points ago +5 / -0

OK, serious question.

Any fat people out there?

I don't mean mildly overweight, borderline obese.

I mean "butt in the front", "my knee caps are 6 inches deep", "I can hid an entire Big Mac in my fat folds" fat.

How do you get like that?

I mean, when I put on a few pounds, I feel terrible. Nothing to do with my body image, when I have to huff up a few stairs, I go, "Something is wrong" and I correct the situation.

How do you let it go so far? Are you basically dead inside? Do you just not care and would rather eat donuts and feel sick all the time?

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drsowells1fan 5 points ago +6 / -1

She is surrounded by other women who look like her in a "community" that pretends obesity is a body type. And now there are women her size in ads modeling yoga pants. In her mind, she's a queen.

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KiloRed 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ive seen it happen after some sort of trauma. Usually progressing slowly. I see people who are in good shape and then lose a loved one or get really sick and then stop going to the gym. Eventually depression takes over and they lose all motivation. It’s actually kind of sad to see. I’ve also seen friends who enter a new stage of life and just don’t know how to stay healthy. I remember showing up to a baby shower to see friends I hadn’t seen for two years and they’re literally twice the size I last saw them. Seeing that scared me. My wife and I signed up for personal training at a really good gym days later. I want someone who will chew me out if I slack off and don’t show up.

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yudsfpbc 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've had friends get big then get fit.

I've never had one just blow up.

I made a friend with a grossly obese fat person. He lost 200 pounds in the first month of our friendship.

Must be pretty depressing to try to kill yourself by stuffing your face with donuts.

Last time I got super depressed and tried to subsist on donuts I lost a ton of weight, though, Felt like I was going to die, but I lost weight.

I don't get it.

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KiloRed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yikes! A donut diet probably doesn't give your body enough protein to make use of the fats and carbs.

I wish my friends knew that getting fit isn't as difficult as it looks. Albeit, I've never been overweight by more than 10-15 pounds. I see people at the gym starting at 50-70lbs overweight and, within a year, they're looking great. You'd think they were fit their whole lives. 45-60 minutes a day, 5 days a week will give great results and huge transformations within a year. The key is not going so hard at the gym that you burn out in a month or can't get out of bed the next day. Most of the time I'm at the gym, I leave 25% in the tank so I can lift well the next day. Once every month or two I'll go 100% so I can track my max progress. The biggest mistake my friends make is thinking they have to go 100% every time and then they get burned out.

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Pepe-Meme 1 point ago +1 / -0

She got that way because she found out she can get a free Krispy Kreme donut every day when she gets a vaccine shot, even though they have to use a 36" in needle!

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ArchVileRespawned 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your probably just weren't eating enough. If you don't eat many calories, you can eat terrible food and not gain weight.

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yudsfpbc 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, this. 1 donut a day is not enough to sustain life.

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Pepe-Meme 1 point ago +1 / -0

But they were FREE with every Vaccine shot......You bigot!

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Jmricht 1 point ago +1 / -0

Way to go, eating the feelz!

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Antenna 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's because your ass is on backwards.

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nds19 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is from last summer. Is this land whale still alive? Not from riots, but from the steady influx of gubmint cheese.

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KiloRed 6 points ago +7 / -1

She’s still alive but is now being investigated for homicide after it was discovered that her baby daddy wrote that on her shirt in a desperate cry for help after she rolled over him in bed.

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Starxteel 5 points ago +6 / -1

Poor shoe

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Rusty_Nut 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can't bend over and tie your shoelaces either is my bet.

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Twitter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yasssss queeen

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GwynethMjukmane 5 points ago +5 / -0

A fascinating creature, to say the least…if one looks in between her gargantuan thighs one can actually see physical remnants of her leg fat, slowly dripping down her legs in liquid form due to the sheer heat of all of that fried chicken…a fascinating creature to behold.

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Easter_Bunny 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nice front butt.

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XERIPHYTE 6 points ago +6 / -0

FUPA

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 4 points ago +4 / -0

More like SupaFupa

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LookFatty 3 points ago +3 / -0

GUNT

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MySidesGoUp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Must “run” in her family...

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darkgwalchmei 2 points ago +2 / -0

nothing runs in her family

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Neither can I due to the miasma of shit smell.

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spelunking_librator 4 points ago +4 / -0

mi can't mi astma

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NRAPepe [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Please: Diversity Is Our Strength™

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FredRedd 4 points ago +4 / -0

‘Nuff said.

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PedeExpress 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does she get winded walking to the bathroom?

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SBOJ_JOBS 4 points ago +4 / -0

Taps head. The bathroom is never too far away if you never leave.

Yells. Mama, get me some of those chicken thighs out of the 'fridge!

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Pepe-Meme 1 point ago +1 / -0

NO Bigot!! She gets WINDED from standing up!

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Fieldsl22 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mean literally how could she have intercourse? The shear mechanics are mind-boggling....Shes got nothing on fat bastard

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NRAPepe [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

She couldn't even clean herself properly after taking a shit.

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Fieldsl22 2 points ago +2 / -0

must have a back sprayer hose on stand by

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NRAPepe [S] 0 points ago +2 / -2

You give her far too much credit.

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orange_dit 3 points ago +3 / -0

She can do anal on both sides since she has an ass in the front too.

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Pepe-Meme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only way that could happen is if she can find a male whale bigger than her...

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Fieldsl22 1 point ago +1 / -0

ahahahahah....."Come heerrre "IM GONNA EAT YA!!.........Im bigger &Im higher in the Food Chain

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Sher888 4 points ago +4 / -0

Land whale...

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Trumpwonbidencheated 4 points ago +4 / -0

Her rolls have rolls

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orange_dit 4 points ago +4 / -0

You don't have to walk around her in a big circle. You'll automatically get in orbit if you approach her.

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TylerChebson 4 points ago +4 / -0

.....wonder why?🤷‍♂️

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Almagest 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder why?

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speedobobo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah no shit.

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7.62swinebuster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine the nuclear chafe under all the denim seams. To be this way and just accept it like so many do.....just goes to show how far we've gotten from taking pride in working hard and being self reliant There was a point not too long ago in our nation's collective history a person could never be this way because almost everyone was having to break their back daily just to survive.

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UCLA_freethinker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fupa

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Great05 3 points ago +3 / -0

I believe her.