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I Can't Breathe! (media.patriots.win) 🤡🌎 HONK HONK 🌎🤡
posted ago by NRAPepe ago by NRAPepe +2715 / -2
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– lucifer_fit_deus 99 points ago +99 / -0

Hugging her still counts as six foot social distancing.

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– NRAPepe [S] 23 points ago +24 / -1

Don't do it!

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– lordvon 15 points ago +15 / -0

gravitational field entraps virus particles... fauci told me

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– JudicialDredd 15 points ago +15 / -0

There's a yo momma joke somewhere in here

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– deletedandredacted 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yo mama so fat she uses sheep for tampons.

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– Dereliction 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yo momma is so big, that's the first time you've ever seen her from that side.

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– spelunking_librator 10 points ago +10 / -0

yo momma so fat I need a six foot dick to catch AIDS

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– MobileDev4Trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

Your mom's asscrack so big you can see it from the front and back.

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– JamesWoodsiQ 3 points ago +4 / -1

She got her own zip code.

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– conservativeyuppie 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yo mama's so fat that her underwear can be used to cover the big hole in the ozone layer.

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– DontArkancideMeBro 5 points ago +6 / -1

Hole in ozone. Nostalgia for 1980s scare lol

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– Dereliction 1 point ago +2 / -1

Now you know how it got sealed.

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– Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 8 points ago +8 / -0

Kek

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– orange_dit 2 points ago +2 / -0

But it will still kill you.

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